Rule 40.8

It's been nearly three weeks since you were ripped straight out of your home and stuffed right into Equestria in the body of a stallion. It probably makes at least a little sense to you, considering the fact that the whole concept of being ponified in Equestria was a cliche meme that pretty much every brony worth his or her salt claims to hate, despite the fact that most of those same people all secretly fantasize about it.

When you'd first woken up in Equestria, you'd wondered whether or not you'd huffed just a little too much to wake up here.  After being here for three weeks, however, if it was a drug, you would be instantly addicted. Man, this place was a fucking paradise! There were no real predators, no insanely long job interviews that go no were, NO TAXES beyond a small sales tax (like 6.8% or some shit like that), and a stallion to mare ratio of better than four to one. Everything was perfect! Yes, almost too perfect.

Last week, you were finally shipped out by the princesses to meet the mane six for the sake of "making friends." Even more cliche, right? Well, if that wasn't enough, Celestia (Not giving her the pleasure of Molestia yet) was totally smirking when she told you where she was sending you! That white bitch even mentioned that clopping with hooves would be more than a little difficult. She said that spa trips would be wonderful. What the fuck?! How did she know?!

It was really remarkably, considering the fact that you had been deemed fairly pathetic by your peers back on Earth (seriously, did Trollestia choose you just to follow the fandom's biggest fucking tropes?) Well, with all that aside, you were now very neatly settled into the wonderful wide world of Ponyville. And that's when everything, and I mean everything, blew up in your face.

One week to the day ago, you found out upon arrival how most mares cope with being in a world of fewer stallions than there were generous Jews. I mean, seriously, how did they cope? The answer became blatantly obvious when the first thing you saw was Rarity and Fluttershy kissing passionately right in front of you.  As it turned out, the world had a sense of vengeance on you, considering who you spent the most time fapping to on your old world. To top if off, the only two that weren't in fact gay as shit were Applejack and Rainbow Dash, both of whom were bi as hell. Go figure.

While you had no qualms about homosexuality, especially considering the fact that your door tending to swing both ways, it did get a little annoying to see every single one of your perverted dreams get dashed upon the rocks of cold, grim reality. What hurt more than anything was the fact that there was indeed an AppleDash ship going on as well, cutting off all hopes of ever banging any of the mane six and cutting off your fantasies by the balls.

And now, here you are, being told to watch Spike so that Twilight and Pinkie could have a private little...discussion. Yeah right, they'd been having "private discussions" every night for the last week, and they tended to moan loud enough for you to hear every phrase and syllable of what it was they were talking about. Watching Spike fap the shit out of his meat while listening in didn't help at all. You suppose that the whole illusion of ponies being less perverted than humans is a baldfaced fucking lie.

Again, while talking to Lyra about humans turned out to be rather interesting, she still swung towards mares and really didn't care since her only interest in the matter turned out to be tits. Great...at least you got the opportunity to watch her fuck the brains out of Bon Bon. What, so you were a bit of a perverted fuck, who cares? It didn't help that Ditzy was in fact a virgin and didn't need your help. Or your shaft for that matter.

As you watch Spike ejaculate on the kitchen refrigerator, you idly wonder what the fuck you'd gotten yourself into. Shrugging it off, you go back to listening to Pinkie screaming out as Twilight obviously did some sort of spell to enhance her fourth orgasm. Damn, they're only getting started! Without further ado, you drop your own pants and start fapping the shit out of your schlong. Such is the life of a single male in a world of lesbian mares.

Who'd have thought that Rainbow Dash was that horny? Or desperate for that matter? You aren't really the kind to question a gift horse in the mouth, though, and now you find yourself being led into her skyhouse for no apparent reason. Well, almost no reason, that is. After all, she's swaying her hips rather sexily, her beautiful rainbow tail flicking from side to side as she gives quick opportunities to glance at her obviously gleaming slit.

It all started a few hours ago when you got her rubbing off behind Sugarcube corner. You'd just left the place after gorging on the delicious cupcakes that Pinkie came up with half the time, and were just about to head back to the library before Pinkie could get there and make it too awkward to enter when you heard some noises behind the nearby dumpster. Concerned, you'd rounded the corner, only to find Rainbow Dash vigorously go at her own clit.

"Uh, RD?" you'd asked rather timidly. She suddenly stopped, staring at you like a deer caught in the headlights before sighing in frustration. The cyan mare had then proceeded to stand up on her now quavering hooves, obviously mildly embarrassed for several reason, not including the fact that she'd been doing so behind a dumpster.

"Hehe, sorry about that. It's a long story."

"You know, if you need to tell anyone, I'm here for ya. That's what friends are for."

She opened up after that, explaining the dilemma that she'd been keeping secret for the past few months. Apparently she and AJ had had a little bit of a falling out a few weeks earlier when the latter had formed a crush on some stallion, and RD, being the nympho she is, was getting really horny due to the fact that she hadn't had the opportunity to get off for nearly that whole time. So naturally, she'd resorted to the only thing left to take care of her.

Now you're no dumbfuck, so rather than beating around the bush, you explained that she could of just asked for some help. This immediately perked her up, and she even led you to the library to ask for Twilight's help in granting you wings. Having been no stranger to the show, you had barely repressed the urge to vomit at the thought of gaining fairy wings. Well, if it got you laid, that was fine as well.

So here you are, now standing on clouds (yes, standing on fucking clouds!) as Dash leads you into her mammoth of a mansion. Did you mention huge? It was a fucking monster! You had been no stranger to visiting the odd mansion now and again, of course, but you hadn't seen anything this size since Herst Castle! Without skipping a beat, you follow the sexy mare into her house.

"You know, this will be the first time I've...mated with anything but a mare since Gilda," Dash comments, strutting over to the nearest couch to lay down, splaying out with a perfect view of her winking hole. Hot damn you're getting a boner! "Hey, do you think you could take off your...whatever those are?" You don't need to be asked twice, and without further ado, you rip your belt off rather violently. You start undressing so fast that you nearly tie yourself up in your own clothing, but RD just giggles at that. "You're cute when you're flustered," she comments.

"I sometimes have that affect on people," you reply as the last of your attire drops to the cloud. Actually, through it. Were you anywhere but among ponies, this would have been an embarrassing mistake. You look up to find Rainbow Dash staring long and hard at your now engorged cock, idly licking her lips for what would inevitably come.

Having been around ponies long enough, you'd seen enough pony cock to know that they weren't as well endowed as the brony community claimed. For one thing, even stallions average somewhere around 60 kilos of mass (132 pounds for you idiots out there), and their dicks reflected that. Given that you are no slouch in your own weight, and severely outclass them in sheer body mass, it's understandable that Rainbow is staring at your cock like she'd just won the lottery, which in a way she had.

"Dude, please fuck the shit out of me. Now!"

You view this as the perfect opportunity to jump all over her, and with a body as drop dead sexy as hers, this left no motivation to decline. You hop right onto her, rubbing up against her body as you prepare to insert yourself. The smexy pegasus nuzzles you affectionately as you line up, taking aim before slamming your twitching cock violently into her marehood. Rainbow lets out a gasp as your balls slap against her ass.

"Well, what are you waiting for? Get pumping!"

And so you do, immediately going into hyperdrive as her really tight walls tug on your dick. She gasps with every stroke, immediately getting verbal as you slam your cock in and out of her pussy. You start to moan yourself, idly wondering how you could even fit into such a tight space. Well, apparently the friction was doing Rainbow justice. That, or she's just a screamer. Either way, this is probably the best sex you'd ever had in your life. Not that you'd had that many, but still. Better than getting sucked off by your best friend while you're drunk, that's for sure.

"Ngh! Can you-ah! Go any harder?!"

"F-f-fuck yeah!"

You start treating her clenching walls like it's some filthy sewer while your dick is the cleaning scrubber. Basically, your cock rubs against her walls like you're trying to create a rash or something, building up even more pleasure for both of you. Rainbow Dash's hips begin to buck in time with each thrust, her moans becoming louder and louder.

"Who's your man?"

"You are!"

"I can't hear you, who's yo daddy?"

"Wha-hng!"

"I said, who's yo daddy?!"

"YOU ARE!!"

With that, you feel Rainbow's filly juices spray all over your dick, her voice crying out in ecstasy as she goes into an intense orgasm. The sexy squeals and clenching pussy are more than you can take, and you don't even have time to pull out as you start to spurt your seed all over her insides, filling her womb with semen. It's probably a good thing she's not in heat, right?

"Dude, that was...AWESOME!"

"I know, right?"

"We should do that more often."

"Well, I'm cool with that."

You look at her now sweating form, and idly wonder what you should do next. You'll obviously need a little recharge before you can go for round two, but that doesn't mean that she can't have some fun in the meantime. You get up off of her, and move your head down to her already leaking cunt.

"Hey, what're you-oh, I get it." Rainbow immediately lays back to enjoy the treat you have coming for her. Your lips slowly meet with her dripping pussy, and you slowly kiss it, rubbing up against her cunt. You lap up her juices along with your own, ignoring the fact that that's your own cum that you're basically eating. Hey, what's stopping you?

It doesn't take very long before you dive your tongue right in, slowly licking the sides of her already clenching vagina. The muscles in your tongue contract opposite to the contractions of her own, and the hot mare starts to softly moan as you start to write your name with your tongue. The only guys out there that haven't bothered watching porn every now and again were either dead or in a coma, and you were neither. Being no stranger to such acts, you soon pull your tongue out.

With both hooves carefully moving outside of her marehood, you spread her lips apart to give yourself better access to your prize: her highly engorged nub. Yes sir, the clit is definitely the best place to go if you want to please a woman, and mares are in of themselves similar in their own accord. Soon your tongue starts licking it, covering her clit in a mix of saliva and her own pre-cum. Rainbow gasps at the fervent form of cunnilingus you're granting her.

You lose track of time as you pleasure her, and somewhere around her sixth orgasm she starts to ask that you stop for now. Being the fairly nice guy you are, you agree. You lay down next to the cyan pegasus, and cuddle up, slowly drifting off into a light nap.

You guys wake up the next morning to the sound of birds chirping in the trees below, and you idly wonder what's on your schedule for the day. Rainbow Dash stands up and walks over to the nearest window to look outside, and you yourself stumble a little as you stand up.

"So...what now?"

"Well," Rainbow Dash comments as you walk over next to her. "As I see it, there are about three days before the spell wears off, and I still have a lot of jelly sitting around in my kitchen. Care to..."

Life has never been sweeter.