Rule 40.8

You wake up to the blazing sun beating its annoying, horrid light down on your soft little head as a hangover from Tartarus goes through Operation: Desert Storm in your skull. Apparently the debauchery gods are not smiling on you today. "Bleh!" you mutter as you feel the aftereffects of the moonshine kicking in. Well, that went well. Rolling over, you take in the still form that had remained perpetually cuddled up to you. Rainbow's soft, still form looks rather adorable when she's asleep, and her prismatic mane complements the sky-blue coat beautifully. Why nopony else had really hit on her that much is still a mystery to you.

A soft sigh escapes her lips as she starts to wake up, and she rolls over to wrap her hooves lazily around your neck. "Mmpf, you're so soft and cuddly," she mutters as she drifts back off to sleep. This softer side of Rainbow Dash is something you'd never seen before, but it's not particularly unwanted either. You look around for a moment, taking in the appearance of her room. Everything is rather neatly placed for somepony that could easily be assumed for a slob. Her entire home had been kinda that way, so it doesn't really surprise you to see that here as well. Of course, there's all sorts of Wonderbolt merch sitting around as well.

You lay back down, cuddling up to Rainbow's still form. Her fur feels soft and fluffy, and the feathers on her wings are probably the most wonderful thing you've ever felt against your body. Period, exclamation point, end of statement. You slowly drift off, feeling her chest rising and falling against your own, your hearts beating in time to eachother.

Nothing lasts forever, even cuddling with the hottest mare you've ever known. You stand up, trotting over to the restroom. As soon as you walk in, the mirror makes it abundantly clear that you are, in fact, still a stallion. For someone who'd lived almost perpetually as a human, it's still a little hard to wrap your head around. You also realize that there are absolutely no pants on your body.

"Fuck..."

Even though most people would gladly drop their breeches as soon as the opportunity arose, you are not most people. As a human, you didn't have enough experience seeing other dudes' chodes to know whether or not you were small or anything like that. It really didn't help that you didn't get laid very much, or stayed in any of those few relationships very long. And now, here you are, with a gigantic stallion morning glory poking out of your sheath in front of a mirror in some fucking sky castle. Old habits die hard, mate!

You feel Rainbow Dash rubbing up against your side as you stare at the mirror, taking in your own features. Yes, it's been hard as fuck to get used to having hooves, and your ability to grasp pretty much anything with them (what the fuck?) still doesn't help. You look at your brown mane as it cascades down your beige coat. Your blue eyes look back to haunt you. So this is what be a pony is like, eh?

"Dude, I'm going to take a shower. You game?"

You over at the cyan pegasus, her rose colored eyes meeting yours in a half-lidded manner. Whelp, that finished growing your morning boner, and your large cock splayed out for a perfect view. Rainbow smiles as she looks at your meat, and as she turns to trot into the shower, you can tell her slit is practically gleaming. You did need a shower...after all, there was still some jelly on your crotch. The mare's really good at licking it up, but that shit's hard to get out of your fur.

RD turns the water on, letting it cascade down her body in rivulets of pure, warm water. As her mane mats down in the water, your boner starts to tingle excitedly. If anypony ever thought that Rainbow Dash was hot out of water, wait until you see her mane wet! You saddle up next to her to start cleaning yourself at the same time. She looks over to meet your gaze, rose eyes meeting sapphire.

"You know, Anon, it's rather hard to clean this myself..."

You mentally facehoof for not thinking of that before. Eh, inexperience wins again. Your hooves pick up the soap, and you start rubbing it against her body as she does the same to yours. Your chest brushes up against hers as you start to get nearer, searching for ways to clean each others backs simultaneously. Her muzzle starts to rub against yours, and pretty soon your lips lock together in a deep kiss.

You can feel her body brushing up against yours as your eyes close to enjoy the sensation of her tongue battling your own. You continue to wash her back as you feel your cock rubbing up against her belly, now fully exposed and any pretense of another option abandoned. She starts to moan into your mouth, trying to take every ounce of your breath as she pulls you closer.

After a minute, you both draw back, panting. A small smile is breaking on her lips, and she looks down at your engorged junk with a hungry look on her face. Damn it was good to be the biggest stallion around! She looks up at you, and mutters in a husky voice, "Mind if we have some fun, cowboy?" She then straddles you as you lean back, her dripping folds spreading to accommodate your cock. The cyan mare lets out a somewhat noisy moan as she hilts you.

You feel her folds around your dick as she starts to bob up and down, and the water continues to slide down her form as she goes crazy all over your genitals. You feel her marehood clenching to your shaft as she moves up, only to welcome its return as she drops back down. "So...full," Rainbow mutters as she comes back down on your for the fourth time.

Minutes start to pass by that way, and you don't cum too fast due to the fact that you'd gotten off probably five times the night before. That doesn't take away the fact that it feels good as fuck when she does this to you, and you can start to feel your own climax building up as she gyrates on top of your meat. You involuntarily start to thrust, her own hips moving in time to yours.

A few moments later, you feel Rainbow's sticky juices spray all over your crotch as she cries out in ecstasy, and that's more than enough to send you over into your own orgasm. You start thrusting up, letting every ounce of your seed spray all over her insides as she collapses against you. The water continues to flow down your bodies as you ride out the last of your respective orgasms.

"Dude, where'v you been all my life?" Rainbow says as she lays back on top of you. You don't quite know yourself, and admit that while you guys drift off into a nap, ignoring the fact that the water was STILL flowing, and if pegasi were to have water bills, you'd be fucked.

After a little while, you wake up to her soft, adorable snoring as she sleeps draped on top of you. Damn, it'd been like what, twenty four hours, and you'd already slept with her several times! It's a pity that this can't last for ever, but meh. You start to nudge the dozing mare, and she wakes up quickly enough. "Huh, what'd I miss?" she asks, standing up.

"Nothing much, just my awesomeness," you reply.

She looks down at your 'awesomeness' for a moment, before recapping what had happened the night before. The prismatic mare took a moment to consider, before suddenly gasping. "Dude, I totally forgot!" she cries out before suddenly pulling you up and rushing you out of the shower (while the water still ran. Seriously, what the fuck?!). You promptly find yourself dragged into the living room at a pace that would have rivaled Pinkie's.

"Okay, so you know how yesterday you licked me off?" she asks, enthusiastically bouncing up and down in one of her signature "ohmygosh" moments.

"Uh, sort of. Why?"

"Well, I never really returned the favor."

Holy Shit!

"So...do you want to get some action, hot stuff?"

Fuck yeah!!

"Eh, sure, why not?"

With that, Rainbow forces you to lay back, your legs getting promptly spread to make your shaft more available. She leans down and starts coaxing out another hard on with hooves while looking up into your eyes. "Ya ready? I call this my patented, one of a kind, Rainblowjob!"

"Have you ever done it before?"

"Not to a stallion, no."

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"What? There's a first time for everything!"

Well, you can't argue the logic of it, you suppose. By now, her hoofjob was making you hard as fuck, and your dick was hanging out again. She pulled her hooves back, before suddenly engulfing your mass in her mouth, trying to take in ever inch of it. You'd never had fellattio performed on you before, so this is something new and fantastic to feel.

"Holy shit!"

Rainbow would have replied, but she's far to busy trying to deep throat you, and it's sure as hell paying off. Soon, you just lean back and close your eyes to experience the amazing pleasure that she's giving you. She's perhaps doing it a little too skilled, as you soon find yourself resisting the urge to thrust your cock even farther down her throat. As it is, you're finding yourself nearing yet another orgasm, and her constant bobbing and slurping isn't helping at all.

A few minutes later, you feel yourself ejaculate down her throat, and she does her best to swallow all the seed that you'd managed to store from the last encounter. Her eyes look up to meet yours as she finishes consuming the high-protein diet you'd just given her for breakfast. She pulls back, your dick exiting her mouth with a loud 'plop!'

"That...was awesome."

"Glad you liked it."

You pull her in for a tight embrace, meeting her cum dripping lips with your own. While the off-white liquid isn't really something you were inclined to eat, frenching Rainbow Dash totally makes it worth it. She crawls up on top of you, and lays across your body as you drift off to sleep yet again. Damn it was good to be a pony!