Blackness. That was all I could see. In all directions, nothing but darkness. Suddenly there was a flash of light and I was awake. I looked around, I was in the darkest part of a forest.
"I've seen enough fan fics to know where this is going." I said as my blood boiled and steamed. I knew I was in Equestria.
"Oh what I would give for an SMG (halo two/three) and a bottomless clip right now." I mumbled. It was then I noticed the shadows coalescing into...
"Madre de Dios." I said as the shadows parted to revel two familiar objects... An SMG and an ammo clip!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!"

I yelled as I picked up the gun.

"Look out ponies! there's me on the loose!" I shouted to the heavens. It was time to make like a devil and raise some hell. I was so eager to get to the blood-sport that I ran in a random direction, oblivious to the pair of eyes watching me... And a lack of clothes.

Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle had just finished her latest project: a magical compass that could detect and point out high levels of magical energy. As soon as she finished her compass, it spun to point towards Canterlot palace as predicted. Twilight wrote to her mentor, Princess Celestia, of this major breakthrough in magical tracking. As soon as she finished writing she gave the letter to her assistant, Spike, as well as all her notes and procedures, he lit the scroll on fire with his breath and sent it on it's way. Then they left to go hang out with their friends. When they closed the door, the compass suddenly started tracking a new source of magic... Fjord. Soon they arrived at a restaurant and met with their friends. The group chatted for a while before Spike belched up a letter from Princess Celestia.
"OOH A LETTER" Pinkie Pie said in her overly enthusiastic tone.
"what's it say?" Rainbow Dash asked excitedly. Twilight began to read.

"My faithful student, it is with great concern that I inform you of a strange occurrence I have felt in the Everfree forest. There is something withing the forest that has made it's presence felt. I do not believe it to be a significant threat to Equestria yet. If your compass works correctly, than you should be able to track it and take action to prevent it from becoming a threat. Sincerely, Princess Celestia." The girls had varied looks about them. Rarity was shocked, Pinkie was exited, Applejack and Rainbow Dash had a determined look about them, and Fluttershy was scared. Twilight knew that if the being in the forest was powerful as she thought it was, this would not be an easy victory. she lead the girls to the library and grabbed the compass.

I shivered with a slight breeze as I realized that i had nothing in the manner of clothing. I cursed whatever gods brought me here and DIDN'T give me clothes. Muttering dark things under my breath I willed the shadows to form a sleek, black ninja suit and a three-bladed glave, a katana, a wakizashi, and two tantos with black lacquer sheaths and black silk lace hilts. put on my suit and weapons. I had my katana strapped on my back just below my shoulders, my wakizashi was strapped on my belt area behind me slightly. My tantos were strapped in the small of my back, my glave was strapped on my back between my katana and my tantos. My SMG was holstered on my hip. i was a walking ninja arsenal. bred for combat, built for war.
"COME AT ME, EVERFREE! I'M RIGHT HERE!" I shouted, challenging anything that was nearby. I heard a twig snap behind me, as I turned to meet my foe i found myself starring down a manticore.

"ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~ck!"
I yelled as I ran like a bat out of hell. I nimbly dodged tree branches and roots while the beast behind me just plowed right through them. After half a day of running (starting at noon), I power slid into a small crack in the cliff-face in front of me. The cave not going too much deeper, I looked around my new abode. I found enough wood in cave to start a fire for the night.
"Wait, why is there wood in a cave?" I wondered out loud. The manticore was still outside, growling at me.
"Ah, shaddap." I told the beast. Why it was still here, I had no clue.

Author's Note

Give me ideas. If you don't know what those weapons are, google them.