I woke up, still in the cave. I had honestly hoped that it was a dream.
"So much for anything going right for once." I looked to see if there was any sign of the manticore, thankfully it left.
"Good riddance." I muttered. I walked out into the forest in search of my breakfast. After five minutes, I found a nice tasty rabbit to feast upon the well cooked flesh of.
"Needs more bacon." I said nonchalantly in my best Engineer impression after my meal. I walked along in another random direction attentively. Like hell I was going to let the forest get the best of me. I heard a twig snap behind me.

"Fail. 'nuff said." I told whatever was behind. I turned around to see what it was. I found, to my, surprise and horror, the Mane Six. Rainbow Dash was the first to recover from her shock. (Typical.)
"Just who do you think you are telling us that? Your not the judge!" She yelled in my face. I looked her deep in the eyes balefully. For about ten minutes this continued, until her war face was all but broken. I grabbed her by the neck.
"I am the Fjord the warrior, the Scion of Rage, and the Apex of Hatred. I am The Incarnation of anger, and the Sunderer of nations. It is an HONOR to be judged by me that I have oh so gracefully given to you." I yelled at her and tossed her back to her friends, having put the brash bitch in her place. Then I noticed that they had jewelry on. Rainbow recovered from her talking down to after a few seconds. (More or less.)
"How dare you! You hurt my friend!" Twilight Sparkle shouted, having regained her senses and comprehending what had just happened.
"How dare I? How DARE I? How dare YOU not know of me. I have sundered countless nations and civilizations! You will beg me for death before i alleviate you of your pathetic and miserable life!" I shouted back, a plan coming to mind. An evil plan. An evil, devious plan. An evil, devious, grinchy plan. The bearers of the elements of harmony began to levitate. Thinking out side the box, I needed to pretend to have been possessed by a demon. As the bearers opened their now glowing eyes, I condensed the darkness around me into a bubble shield. Then the beam of rainbows was fired. I grinned beneath the dome, I needed to keep up the facade of not wanting to lose and wait. After a few minutes I shattered the shield inward and let the beam strike me. After the beam struck, I was in a bit of pain, but nothing I couldn't walk off. But now was time to execute my brilliant plan. Clearing my mind, I fell to one knee.

"Thank you, kind strangers! You have freed me from the the possession of the evil demon, -(is there any other kind?)- Rakdos the defiler! Under his possession, I have done many unforgivable acts -(bullshit)- and now I beg you to forgive me of them -(also bullshit). Can you find it in your hearts -(which I will tare out of your chests and eat to gain your life force)- to forgive me?" They didn't look convinced.
("Uh-oh.")
"Oh, you poor thing. Of course I will forgive you" Fluttershy suddenly said.
("Trust, deceived.") I grinned.
"Thank you, fair maiden. I shall never forget you kindness -(once again, BULLSHIT)." Then I kissed her hoof to add to the deception. (I wanted to vomit until my intestines lay upon the ground after that.) She blushed.
"O-oh i-it's really not that big of a deal." She stuttered. After that, the others warmed up to me save for Rainbow Dash. Rainbow glared at me.
"that's not nice Rainbow." Fluttershy said in my defense.
"I do not blame you if you still cannot forgive me. Rakdos has committed many unspeakable horrors -(that was all solely my doing.)- through me." I said to her in her defense.
("Reverse psychology for the win.")
"Alright I forgive you, but if I find out you're lying I'll kick your butt." She said distrustfully. Oh, delicious irony.
"I'll take my chances." I muttered nonchalantly under my breath.

"So, what's your name?" Rarity asked.
"As Rakdos said, I am Fjord the warrior. He prefers to use the names of those he possesses." I half lied.
"Why would you have such a monstrous name?" Rarity asked mortified by my name. I pondered the question for but a moment.
"Perhaps it is because all I have ever known is war." They gasped in shock.
"My kind has waged war against many nightmarish creatures for countless millennium. I ask you if you would help an old warrior break the chains of violence -(I would sooner chop my own dick off and eat it)." I said gloomily. Twilight placed a hoof on my shoulder.
"Of course we'll teach you the magic of friendship." she said to comfort me. (not that I needed it.) Pinkie Pie suddenly perked up.
"OOHWECOULDHAVEAWELCOMETOPONYVILLPARTYDOYOULIKEPARTIESBECAUSEILOVEPARTIESINFACTTHROWINGPARTIESISMYSPECIALTYANDIAMSOOOGOODATITBUTBACKTOTHEPARTYITWILLBESOFUNTHEREWILLBEFOODANDDRINKSANDGAMESANDFUNACTIVITYSAND-" She was cut off abruptly by a hoof shoved in her mouth.
"Sorry 'bout that, Pinkie's a lil' bit energetic an' all." Applejack said, her hoof in pinkie's mouth "I can relate." I said with a shrug.

"Well girls, we should be heading back to Ponyville before it gets dark." Twilight said. The girls agreed, not wanting to stay in the forest to long. (on top of the fact it was trying really hard to kill me.) Twilight teleported us to the edge closest to Ponyvill. I grabbed pinkie gently by the scruff of her neck to keep her from running off so I could say something.
"Pinkie, while I do not dislike parties, I would prefer my existence to be kept a secret for now. If your friends agree, we could have a slumber party, which is still technically a party right?" I said trying not to have my cover blown so soon. (troll logic for the win.)
"Okkie dokkie lokkie!" The sickening, pink mare said. The others agreed to meet at Twilight's house at sunset, and went to get the few things they would need. Twilight stayed behind to ask me a few things.

"Why do you want your existence to be a secret?" Twilight asked.
"Because I am very fond of my hands." I said nonchalantly. Twilight look at me confused.
"Why would you be concerned about your hands?" she asked.
"last time I met creatures without hands one of there crazies tried to cut mine off with a hacksaw. Besides, my being could bring about mass panic, given my history." She seemed satisfied with my answer.
"Valid, but how are we going to get you the library?" she asked, that was the only detail I overlooked. (probably because i already had an answer.)
"Just go to the library, I will follow you."
("parkour time.")

Twilight left, and I followed suit with stealth and precision. As we reached the outskirts of town, I leaped up on a roof in a single bound, (easy given these bastards's princesses only come up to my upper chest.) landing softly and silently. I continued to parkour through the town, following the bitchy princess's student feeling like Skydoesmminecraft. After siting on the roof for a few minutes as she bought some food and drinks for the sleepover, I saw her exit and head along the way to her tree-house-library. I followed her and slipped in via the balcony. She starred at the front door door waiting for her me. Her friends arrived. After all her friends arrived she finally lost here cool.
"UGH! WHERE IS HE?" She groaned. After she said that I deployed a smokescreen and dove in quickly enough to avoid being seen. The smokescreen parted to reveal me standing there as if I was there the whole time. I did a little dance and made a troll face at the end.

"You mad?" I said adding insult to injury.

Author's Note

As I said. I need ideas on how to interact with the little abominations. If it's in ("") or "()" than means i'm saying it in my head.