Fjord the warrior Goes to Equestria (AKA: Hell)

Ah, Halloween, my favorite holiday. Except they call it "Nightmare Night". Whatever, I just do it for one reason: Scaring the crap out of small, unsuspecting children. First, I would do that, Then I would go to a party Celestia was hosting. I did get an invite, after all. Be a shame to waste it.
First up: Candy snatching. Tonight's costume: a tie between Barack Obama and a Necromorph. I finally decided on the Necromorph, using my spell book to turn into a grotesque slasher, then setting out to terrify children and take their candy.
Hiding in a bush near the fountain, I sighted my first targets: The prissy rich one, Diamond Tiara, and her spineless friend who's name I forget. Easy targets, if I do say so myself. Quickly turning into Obama, I leaped out as they passed.
"ObamaCare!!!" I shouted at them, causing them to run in terror, leaving their candy behind as they fled. As I changed back into a necromorph, I laughed as the two brats ran all the way home, bawling their eyes out the whole time.
Little did I realize, Twilight was right behind me, giving me the most disappointed look I had ever seen.
"I suppose you spend every Nightmare Night dressed like a murderer just to scare fillies and colts out of their candy?" Said Twilight disapprovingly.
"No!" I said in a hurt voice. "I also do it because it's funny."
Twilight Facehooved, then glared at me.
"You cant go around doing that just because you think it's fun! It's wrong!" Said Twilight.
"Great story, Tell it to someone who gives a shit." I said flatly. "Now go away, Those three brats have some serious loot that I want!"
Twilight sighed, then said: "When you get in trouble, don't expect any help from me." Then she walked off.
"Like I'd need it!" I shouted back.
Then, the three fillies, one of which I recognized as Applebloom, finally got in range, And , Still looking like a necromorph, I pounced.
"Give me your flesh!!!" I roared in a demonic voice, hoping to scare them, Unfortunately, I was wrong. They banded together, then said "Cutie Mark Crusaders Zombie Slayers!" and tried to kill me.
I easily fought the twerps off, but they managed to get a few hits in before running away, WITH their loot.
Yeah, I was pissed, but more rugrats were coming, so I forgot about them and my now- fractured leg, and continued to terrify the children, of which there were many more. Unfortunately, No one told me Luna was participating, and I mistook her for another Trick-or-Treater. Then, when I jumped, she yelped, kicked me in the gut, and tried several times to vaporize me before I could escape. I barely made it out with my life and decided then and there to stop.
After that little fiasco, I headed toward the party.
When I arrived, I saw Luna in hysterics, telling her sister about being attacked by a blade-wielding zombie. Realizing I was still a necromorph, I quickly changed into my Obama costume and entered.
As I partied, however, Celestia stopped me.
"Fjord, would you explain to me why my sister is sobbing and crying about being 'mugged by a blade- armed, sharp-toothed, undead ruffian' earlier this night?"
I put on my best poker face and told her I had no idea what she was talking about, and she left me alone afterward, but the look she gave me screamed "I don't believe you".
I walked on, then Rainbow Dash noticed me.
"Pfft, nice outfit. what are you, a well-dressed turd?" she asked arrogantly.
"I'm Barrack Obama, one of the worst presidents ever. What are you supposed to be, a racist bitch?"
Rainbow dash blushed vividly, then retorted: "Why would you dress as someone you don't even like, Huh?"
"Because it's scary. Ever heard of ObamaCare? Pray you never do." I said.
"Pfft, whatever, you're not scary." Said Rainbow Dash as she turned away.
One thing you should know about me, it's that I hate people who turn away when they're losing. Therefor, I decided to get her back. After the party ended, I turned into slenderman, then followed Rainbow Dash home.
While following her, she happened to check behind her a few times, and saw me once. Then, she quickened her pace. She was terrified, and I loved it. When she reached home, she slammed the door, locked it, then closed the blinds. All but one, that is. As she went to close it, I was already standing there. Then, as she stared in horror, I slowly reached for the window, then she blinked and I teleported to the side of the house.
Oh, this was going to be a fun morning.