Fjord the warrior Goes to Equestria (AKA: Hell)

The changeling drone entered twilight's library as a fly. flying it's way into the basement, it simply sought one item... Fjord's book. as he entered the basement, a strange noise: snoring. as the drone looked around, he saw the source: A strange creature, resting on a bedroll, and clutching a black, evil-looking book in his hands. Seeing his target so well-guarded, The drone changed back to its original form, and slowly crept up to the odd creature, taking great care not to disturb it, then tried to tug at the book with his magic. The creature growled sharply, causing the changeling to jump behind a piece of machinery. Then, the strange creature turned over, clutching the book tighter and mumbling sleepily. Sensing no danger, the drone crept back up to the creature, which reeked of booze and evil magic. Ignoring this, he slowly prodded the creature, causing it to turn back over, then the changeling slowly pulled the book from the creature's grasp, and crept out, sneaking through the dark library, then flying off once outside. They now had the book, and the limitless power that came with it!

The next morning, Twilight awoke to the angriest, loudest, most bestial roar she'd ever heard.

"WHERE IS IT!?!?!?!?!? WHERE IS MY BOOK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" I Roared.

"Oh, no..." muttered Twilight, covering her head with her pillow. As she said that, I stomped up the stairs, then proceeded to flip bookshelves and tables over in a fiery fit of rage, causing Twilight to run down the stairs to try and stop me.

"What are you doing?!" Twilight cried, mourning for her now-trashed library.

"I'm breaking shit! And until my book turns up, I'll keep breakin' shit!" I then kicked the door out, and walked into the Ponyville streets, eager to bash some skulls.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Equestria

Chrysalis looked at the now-open book before her as she tried to learn it's secrets, but to no avail.

"Gah, Why won't this work!? Books are supposed to grant knowledge to those that read them, so why am I not learning anything!?" Chrysalis demanded, causing the changelings with her to flinch.

"Uh, maybe... it requires an incantation, you're majesty..." One drone said, still trembling.

"Quiet, drone, I'm... Wait, that's genius! How did I not think of that sooner?" Chrysalis exclaimed, and the drones relaxed, but were still scared shitless. This was an eldrich tome of boundless knowledge and evil, and incantations were about to be spouted at it. If this ended up being like the Neighcronomicon ex Mortis, they were bolting. Preparing herself, Chrysalis cleared her throat, then pressed the book to her head, and spoke:
"Tell me your secrets, book." She said, and when that failed, she started saying things in other languages, but to no avail. Finally, she gave up.

"Aargh, this is pointless! I hate this book!!!" She cried, throwing the book at a wall. Suddenly, as the book hit the floor, it opened and began playing the most horrible, evil, generally annoying song she'd ever heard.

"Shut it off! Shut it off!" Cried one drone, who was holding his head.

"I'm trying! It's just getting louder!" Another cried, who was prodding the book with his foreleg.

"Just close the damned thing!" Chrysalis demanded, crying tears of pain. Finally, the drone closed the book, and the horrible song stopped. The drones in the room simply laid in the fetal position, some in tears.

"That was horrible..." whimpered one drone.

"I-I think I'm going to have nightmares..." Whimpered another. Chrysalis simply sat there, horrified.

"Alright, no more tests. Agreed?" She asked her drones.

"Agreed." They all replied hastily.

Meanwhile, the currently-under attack town of Ponyville

"Fjord, calm down! I'm sure it's just lost!" Cried Twilight as she dodged another carriage.

"Niid! Zu'u rahgot, Zu krii da!!!" I cried in an ancient, powerful tongue as I chucked bits of village everywhere. However I soon stopped, as if struck by something. Indeed, I heard something: The distress signal of My book.

"My book's in trouble!!! Hold on, baby, I'm on my comin'!!!!" I cried, speeding like a bullet toward the sounds direction, intent on destroying whatever caused it to sound off. Nobody causes My book to sound off. They'd get much more than a rickrollin'.

"Fjord, wait!" Cried Twilight, intent on following me.

Later at the hive

Chrysalis paced back and fourth, still trying to figure out how to make the book work. As far as she knew, the only thing it did was rape ones hearing when they tossed it at a wall. She looked back at the book as it hovered menacingly over a pedestal in the center of the otherwise empty room then said:
"What secrets do you hide, book?" Her pondering was cut short by a drone bursting in.
"You're Majesty! The creature is coming! It has already breached the lower levels!" The panicked drone said.
"What? How did he not attract my attention?" Chrysalis Asked.
"I don't know, but the guards cannot stop it!" The drone replied. Chrysalis then got an idea.
"Bring him up here." Chrysalis said.
"What? With all due respect, You're Majesty, you must be crazy to consider letting this thing come to you!" The drone said.
"Do not worry. I have a plan." Chrysalis said.
"At once, You're Majesty. But I still think this is crazy." The drone said, leaving to carry out the seemingly suicidal task.
"It might be, but if it all goes right, we will have nothing to fear." Chrysalis said. If this all fell right into place, She'd have the secrets of the book and their master. Both forces would easily crush Canterlot's defenses from within without. She grinned as the battle played out in her head. She would not lose this time. Not again...