After I finished my toast, I felt the ninja suit getting itchy. I went downstairs to the basement to conjure new gear. I arrived in the basement and set to work on conjuring my new armor much as I had my current gear. The shadows of the room took shape and form and finally faded back to the corners of the room, revealing my dark armor (with black wool lining). Twilight came down just in time to witness me molt from the ninja suit to my new armor. "Um... Do you need help?" She asked me, seeing me fail at putting on my armor.
"Yes!" I cried. She charged a spell and shot me with it. After the smoke cleared and my armor fit on perfectly. I felt my face and to my relief it was just as I remembered it. "Thank god. You didn't screw me over and turn me into a pony." I said.
"What? Why's that a problem?" She said.
"It's a human thing." I replied.
"I just don't understand you 'humans' and your dysfunctional and chaotic ways." She said with a shake of her head.
"And you never will with that attitude." I said. I pulled out my book and began to read.
"Can you at least read that to me?" Twilight asked. I closed the book.
"No." I answered.
"Okay." She said and left. I opened the book again and began to read in silence, still as a statue. A black, gold laced, statue. I tried a basic active camouflage spell.
"Chamaeleo spectralis" I whispered Imagining myself being invisible. The shadows swarmed around me, It felt like thousands of ants crawling along my skin. When I could see again, I was transparent and ghostly. I got up and the armor's noise was muffled to the point of near silence. This was going to be fun. I made my way over to Rarity's place. When I arrived, I had so much mud on my boots I was tracking it about her house as I walked around, intentionally past her at one point. her reaction to the muddy boot-prints was worth any punishment if she found out. After watching her have an episode, I moved on to a new target. I arrived at Applejack's farm. When she turned her back to the bucket of apples she had picked, I hid it in the barn. I repeated this process for hours until she opened the barn door. on top of a giant pile of apples was me. "You mad?" I said as I bit into and apple. She was speechless
"Bu-Hu-Wu... How did you do that?" She stuttered.
"Active camouflage." I responded throwing away an apple core.
"Actor wut now?" she asked.
"Active camouflage. In layman's terms, a spell for chameleon."
"Ah." She replied in understanding.
"Well, I gotta run. Too many people to prank too little time." I said as I walked over to the door. "Chamaeleo spectralis" I said, the spell doing its job as I walked past Applejack. I walked back to the basement to research more of powers. Continuing my reading I saw an astral projection spell. Cloaking myself, I made my way to Rainbow Dash's house. When I arrived, I saw her arrive as well. "Spectralis visialus" I said imagining Slenderman only visible to Rainbow Dash standing in the window, the experience of being out of body was weird to say the least. I looked at Rainbow and dropped the spell as soon as she looked at me. I laughed. This was going to be my 'running joke' with her. Having done my business, I moved on to my next target. I stood before the quiet cottage. I looked in the book again, and found the spell for silent thunder. "Mutus exsurdo" I whispered subsequently using both hands as if to push an invisible wall. An ethereal blue sphere shot outward from the metaphorical wall and collided with Fluttershy's rear end. While she didn't feel or hear the impact, she heard the deafening clap of thunder that no one else could. She nearly jumped out of her skin and ran for her house to cower while I laughed. On my way back to the library I swapped pinkie's Sugar for sour crystals. Her face when the customers of Sugarcube Corner's faces imploded Suddenly was as priceless as Rarity's earlier. I returned to the library basement and began Reading. The other girls thought (except Applejack) it was a ghost doing the damage. Oh how wrong they were. The girls Who didn't know of my pranks showed up shortly after I returned. I and twilight greeted them casually the latter having no idea of the events prior. "'Sup" I said as I opened the door. The girls were impressed by my armor. Rarity was so impressed by my new armor that she feinted on a couch she pulled from seemingly nowhere. "Cool armor, Fjord." Rainbow said.
"Thank you. It's ebony." I said. Suddenly Rarity perked up.
"That's perfect! I could make an entire fashion line from it!" She said excitedly Pulling a note book from nowhere. She began to sketch. "So, what's up girls?" Twilight asked.
"Rarity saw ghostly mud footprints, somehow all the sugar at Sugarcube Corner was replaced with sour crystals, Flutters herd ghost thunder, And something was in Rainbow Dash's window." Pinkie said.
"And you think I would know?" Twilight asked.
"I think I know what was in the window." I said Forcing myself to pale.
"What? What is it?" Rainbow asked.
"It goes by many names but the most resent and well known Is... Slenderman."
"Oh, please. I could kick his butt." She said.
"No, you can't. It is without pain. It is without remorse. It is without death. It cannot be stopped." I said.
"Pfft. Big deal. Even if I can't beat him, I can out run him." She retorted.
"It can outrun a Kenyan. What hope do you have?"
"A what?" She asked.
"Never mind." I said.
"Okay. But he can't reach me in the clouds." She retorted.
"Yes it can." I replied. "But if you avoid fog and forests you prolong your time." I said to give her hope.
"Awesome!" She said.
"As for the rest of the incidents, I have no clue." I said. Rarity came up to me.
"May I ask what your opinion on something?" She asked.
"Depends." I said.
"What do you think I should call this new fashion line, since your armor inspired it?"
"Let me see the concept art." I asked and she handed me the sketches. I looked at them. "Ebonheart." I said.
"Ah such an exotic and yet fitting name." She said.
I saw it was getting late "Well, it's late. I'm going to bed." I said and went down to the basement to sleep.

Author's Note

The armor is ebony from oblivion.