Fjord the warrior Goes to Equestria (AKA: Hell)

"I'm going upstairs, let me know if there's a crisis." I said starting up the stairs.
"Okay." twilight and Applejack said in unison. I reached the top of the stairs and opened the door. As I opened the door I saw a certain teal unicorn who I had on good authority to have an obsession with hands. She stared at me wide eyed, a smile on her face. I blinked forward and griped her muzzle firmly.
"You saw NOTHING. Do you understand?" I whispered. She nodded in response. "Good." I released her muzzle and through down a smokescreen. While she was blinded I blinked up into the rafters Where I hid from Twilight two nights ago. I patiently waited for her to leave. After half a minute of her looking around for any signs of me she gave up and left. "I should really be more careful." I said to myself. I dropped down from the rafters and walked to the kitchen to grab a snack. I looked in the fridge, more fruits and veggies. "Ooh, bread!" I said as I grabbed the loaf. I through two slices in the toaster. After thirty second or so, pinkie popped out of the toaster along with my toast.
"HIYA FJORD!" She said.
"Gah!" I screamed as I jumped back. Twilight and Applejack ran up.
"What's going on?" Twilight asked looking at the unbuttered toast that somehow landed on a plate.
"Just Pinkie popping out of your toaster like a bad screamer." I said slightly calming down. In all honesty, I probably looked as if I was having a heart attack.
"WELL OF COURSE! HOW ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND YOU?" She said.
"Did it ever occur to you to use the door?" I retorted.

"Well, if this is going swell I'll be trying out some new spells." Twilight said.
"You got a new book?" I asked.
"Yes. The only problem is I need to find a spell to translate it." She replied.
"Let me see it." I said.
"Sure. Follow me." She said. I followed her out into the main lobby. She pulled out a black book with burnt orange, triangular Symbols that looked as if they were made of dying fire on the cover. I recognized the language as covenant. (I'm a giant nerd.) Oddly enough the words were only transliterated. The book was titled The 'Neferoxium xivivilai'. How the hell I could understand the runes on the book was beyond me.
"That would be mine." I said as I snatched the book out of Twilight's grasp. This was obviously the book my brother left me. "This is book is an 'infernalis magius codexus', a demon's spell book." The girls gasped. I sighed "It's only called that because a demon can only be bound to a book. The demon must first be defeated to accept the binding ritual. Once the ritual is complete, the demon's power in imbued into book, and they are part of it. The only other way to create one is to have a demon or purgatorian make one for you. the former is the easier but far more hazardous, as demons tend to hold grudges and do not take kindly to being beaten within an inch of there life and turned into books." I explained. The girls seemed to calm down a little.
"So what's the title of this book?" Twilight asked.
"Neferoxium xivivilai. A shadow magic spell book from the looks of it." I said.
"So, does this book contains a demon?" She asked.
"No. Demons can escape the confines of the book after one million years." I said.
"So just an empty book?" She asked.
"No, the power is still present. It was just waiting for someone with the skill to use it to come along, like me." I said as the book's title started to change to a brighter shade of orange.
"So that's why the title's glowing?" She said.
"Something like that." I said.

"So can I try a few spells?" Twilight asked.
"No." I said.
"Bu-But why?" Twilight asked disheartened.
"One, the book is mine. Two, you are too pure of heart for this kind of magic." I lied.

"Okay. But can you explain what it was doing in my mail?" She said.
"I don't know." I said. As I left the room and buttered and ate my toast.

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Meanwhile: A pony-like insect flew though a hive of it's own kind. The spy had observed the interactions between Fjord and the three ponies and had something to report to Queen Chrysalis. As the drone named Doppelganger approached the hive's throne room. He felt his excitement bubble up. This information could easily get him promoted. Finally he Burst through the throne room doors. His queen was speaking to her generals as the drone burst through the door. "Queen Crysalis, I bring information that will please you." Doppelganger said.
"Well then, out with it!" She said having an important meeting at the moment.
"In the town of Ponyville there is a strange bipedal creature, in this creature's possession is a powerful book called the 'Neferoxium xivivilai'. The book contains powerful spells that can only be used by those with vengeance in there hearts. If you were to have this book, You could become far more powerful than even Celestia herself. But the creature will not part with it easily." The drone said.
"This is pleasing. I will have to promote you to Major." Chrysalis said. The drone was surprised, he had been expecting a promotion, but not one this big. Doppelganger Quickly recovered from his stunning and thanked the Queen before leaving.
"Well, this information gives us the break we were looking for, if we can obtain the book we could easily conquer Equestria." one of the generals said. The others agreed.
"Then it's settled. We need that book."