Chapter 2: Celestia and Luna

(Canterlot Castle, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna)

Luna had just awoken from sleeping until the afternoon, as she usually did.

“Afternoon, Sister, I’ve made pancakes, they’re on the table.” Said Princess Celestia.

“Thank you.” The dark princess replied.
“That was a good idea, sending Discord back to Equestria with Pinkie Pie, they’re really getting along just as you said.”
Luna smiled, beginning to eat. “Well, they’re very similar.”

“Really? I don’t see it.” Celestia replied with a face like this. :/

“They’re both very random and have an interest in making ponies laugh.”

“Sorry, sister, I still do not see it.”
Luna resisted the urge to pout at her older sister.

“Anyway, I feel Discord is much happier this way, than when he was evil.”

“He certainly does seem that way.”

“I would appreciate fewer pranks however, yesterday, I woke up with Ms. Pie’s Mane and I assume vice versa happened as well. But if it makes him happy, I shan’t object.”

The younger princess giggled to herself.

“Yes, it was quite humorous. Giggled Celestia, acknowledging her sister’s giggles. “but it made me look very unprofessional in that meeting with the ruler of that country on Earth, I think it was called… America?” Celestia said with a shrug.
Luna finished her ‘breakfast.’ “Well, he has not played any pranks on me!”

“Well I wouldn’t say that!” Celestia replied with a giggle. “Tell me, were you born an earth pony?”

“No I was not, I was born an alicorn like you, sister.”

“Really, then what happened to your horn and wings?”

The earth pony looked at her back and her anger seemed like an aura, though it quickly died as she looked at her sister. Celestia tried to compose herself but couldn’t contain her laughter. Luna began to laugh as well. Then, with a magic sparkle, the earth pony’s wings and horn returned to her. Backwards.

“Discord!” The princess laughed.

“Here, let me help you sister.” With that, Celestia aimed her horn at Luna and cast a spell that set her body parts right again.

“Thank you, sister.” She said.

“You are welcome, Luna.” The dark princess smiled. Tell you what, maybe we could get back at him with THIS! The sun goddess said with an evil grin as she floated an ordinary-looking box to eye level.

“What is that?”

“Oh why don’t we let Discord find that out.” The younger nodded, smiling brightly. “Allow me to send it to Twilight Sparkle with the instructions on what to do with it.” Luna nodded.
With that, Celestia walked over to her desk and levitated a quill out of her ink jar and started writing a letter, which Luna read over her shoulder:

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

I am sending you a box for you to deliver to Mr. Discord. It is crucial that you do not open it. This box is meant for Discord’s eyes only.
Your loving Mentor,

Princess Celestia

As she finished writing the letter, she stood up and walked into a different room, where she closed the door and magically locked it. To this day Luna has no idea how her older Celestia sends letters or why she keeps it a secret. She hated being kept in the dark, but thought better than to start an argument. After a few minutes, Celestia walked out of the room, minus a letter and a box. “There, now we just sit back and let the situation played itself out” Celestia said with an anticipating giggle. Luna nodded, evilly.

Author's Note

i was princess celestia and my crush (i will refer to her by her name, julia, from now on, so as to avoid confusion) was princess luna, sorry this chapter was short but we switched to twilight and spike in the next chapter and i still haven't translated that part into story-form yet and it might be a while... :/ also, the part toward the end is a reference to the fact that we know how twilight send letters: through spike's magic voodoo dragon breath thing, but how... in the BUCK does celestia send letters? it can't be magic because twilight would also know that spell, otherwise she wouldn't need spike to do that for her...