Ponies and knights

"Gah my head hase'nt felt this bad since I had "jolly cooperation" in Greymarch" you say to no one in particular.As you get and begin to look around you realize everything is a lot happier looking than where you live and that makes you nervous.Happy things are evil things you decide to head south because you like to sing songs about the southland.In the distance you see a settlement which brightens your spirits where there's towns there's shopkeeps which means you can go shopping! Yeah! You begin to pick up your pace and whistle a merry tune as you get closer you begin to see inhabitants but your eyes must be playing tricks on you they look like horses brightly colored horses.But as you got closer you realized they are horse and some have wings and some have horns.Once you reached the town the horse began to panic and run away from you strange you'd think their trainer would have taught them better.As you get farther in town you notice a large tree house outside it is a lavender horn horse and a tiny bipedal salamander thing.You walk towards it and say in the sweetest voice you can muster "excuse little horsey but where is your trainer." It looked at me and said 'Little horsey! What do you think I am.' Your taken back by the fact it can talk but you respond "well you are a horse" 'No  I'm a unicorn and what are you' "well I'm um I'm anon" [nice one brain two points] 'Anon like anonymous' "yes" 'Well I can't say that's the strangest name I've heard.But what are you' "oh well I'm a human" 'human I feel like I know that from somewhere.I'll check my books but until then come in'