Ponies and knights

As you enter you feel a strange sense of dejavu.'So Anon where are you from?' "I hail from Lordran birthplace of Lord Gwyn the god of sunlight." After your answer she asked question after question about you and your adventures. Once she finished you began to ask your own questions after hours of learnening you began to become annoyed with her avoidance of obvious things such as nearby bonfires,where you can get estrus,what creatures you should be wary of,and of course where you can get meat. "Okay Twilight where can I get something to eat?" 'Well there's Sugarcube Corner and the café.' "No twilight I mean somewhere I can get meat" At those words twilight visibly paled 'You mean you actually eat meat like from ponies?' You could tell she was scared because she was reaching for something to most likely hit you with.You get up and walk towards her she proceeds to throw a large multitude of books at you eventually one knocks you unconscious

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You wake up strapped to a chair in the basement with Twilight looking over some notes (perfect time for stupid comedy lets do this brain) " Twilight at least buy me dinner before we start with the kinky stuff." You chuckle at the joke but begin to regret it when Twilights mane literally catches aflame "Where's that sun praising moron when I need him" Book to the face for the second time.

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Solaire looks around the bedchamber he shares with Celestia "I swear someone said my name" "oh solaair come and use your "lightning spear" on me." Celestia you unsatiable beast.