The Beginning of a Beautiful Relationship... not really

This is the story to begin a series of stories that is more or less a attack on this new Original Character who doesn't like us (The Author Narrator combo)

READ IT, You... might regret it. Or you might not, it is the story of the OC I just made up (AKA renamed from my friends OC he let me use) that we (the narrator and author) will torture without end.