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Griffin the Griffin

by BlackWing
Name's Griffin, I'm sarcastic, I'm crude, and I'm a brony.

I'm Griffin, not much else to it. I've been bullied most of my life, which left me bitter and sarcastic. I'm a closet brony. What? You think I'm just gonna go out and tell a world that hates me that I watch a cartoon intended for little girls? I don't feel like giving the punks at school any more ammo. That's when cosmic powers decide I need to take a trip to my favorite fantasy land. But all is not sunshine and rainbows and it certainly won't be after I'm done with it. Equestria from the point of view of an extremely pissed off teenager, with a twist. Rust, the author of 'The Ballad of Echo the Diamond dog' is awesomesauce enough to have a cross over between our stories. Carnelian is a boss when it comes to art. Part of the 'Chess Game of the Gods'.


Violence, gratuitous swearing, and sexual themes. Reader discretion is advised.

Teen
Complete
Alternate Universe
Romance
Comedy
Adventure
Slice of Life
Sex
Human
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
OTGMD

345160 words: Estimated 1 day to read
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101 Chapters:

  1. Well, This Is Original (1) 2012-08-02 23:48:48 UTC
    1304
  2. Can I Get The Number Of That Bus? (2) 2012-07-27 01:17:45 UTC
    3011
  3. Life In The Wild (3) 2012-07-27 01:34:16 UTC
    1479
  4. I'm A Badass? (4) 2012-07-27 02:42:32 UTC
    3163
  5. Breakdown (5) 2012-09-05 14:43:31 UTC
    3644
  6. On The Road Again (6) 2012-07-27 13:41:55 UTC
    3766
  7. Too Peaceful (7) 2012-07-27 13:48:02 UTC
    2300
  8. New In Town (8) 2012-07-27 16:34:48 UTC
    3508
  9. Explanation (9) 2012-07-27 19:28:26 UTC
    2848
  10. Training (10) 2012-07-27 19:35:38 UTC
    2290
  11. Breakout (11) 2012-08-12 21:21:07 UTC
    3159
  12. Test (12) 2012-08-06 03:13:14 UTC
    4702
  13. Freedom (13) 2012-04-13 23:18:08 UTC
    3740
  14. Letters (14) 2012-08-14 03:02:04 UTC
    2810
  15. Preparation (15) 2012-04-09 23:11:57 UTC
    3217
  16. Other Side (16) 2012-04-14 00:37:54 UTC
    3330
  17. Price (17) 2012-04-02 23:31:49 UTC
    2336
  18. Daring and Scooby Doo (18) 2012-04-06 20:15:50 UTC
    4234
  19. Duel (19) 2012-09-28 02:02:47 UTC
    5810
  20. More Letters and Other Side (20) 2012-04-14 00:45:55 UTC
    4550
  21. Did I Mention I'm A Pirate? (21) 2012-04-13 03:17:08 UTC
    3298
  22. Here Kitty Kitty (22) 2012-08-05 15:45:05 UTC
    4313
  23. Heartfelt (23) 2012-04-18 17:43:24 UTC
    3154
  24. Arachnophobia (24) 2012-06-16 01:09:46 UTC
    3937
  25. Magic, *Snort Snort* (25) 2012-07-31 14:01:42 UTC
    3078
  26. Diplomacy Part 1 (26) 2012-04-25 02:18:41 UTC
    2664
  27. Diplomacy Part 2 (27) 2012-05-27 04:15:12 UTC
    2674
  28. Diplomacy Part 3 (28) 2012-07-13 02:31:24 UTC
    2709
  29. Blood (29) 2012-05-08 21:07:07 UTC
    4570
  30. Parenthood (30) 2012-06-09 23:04:28 UTC
    3491
  31. Greed (31) 2012-08-13 00:53:54 UTC
    2677
  32. Mail Time With Ponies (32) 2012-04-28 22:43:36 UTC
    3209
  33. Other Side The Third (33) 2012-04-28 21:47:48 UTC
    3275
  34. Meet The Troll (34) 2012-08-07 02:18:55 UTC
    3309
  35. Takeoff (35) 2012-05-03 18:48:11 UTC
    4902
  36. Rampage (36) 2012-07-26 01:31:49 UTC
    3677
  37. Farewell (37) 2012-05-01 00:34:38 UTC
    3649
  38. Gilda (38) 2012-05-02 20:21:06 UTC
    2679
  39. Shy (39) 2012-05-02 23:53:15 UTC
    1733
  40. Growl (40) 2012-05-03 16:02:39 UTC
    1265
  41. A Dash Of Life (41) 2012-05-03 21:09:40 UTC
    2343
  42. The Trix To Success (42) 2012-05-07 23:55:01 UTC
    4872
  43. Pink (43) 2012-05-08 03:13:19 UTC
    2798
  44. Food and Flag (44) 2012-05-10 19:59:14 UTC
    3110
  45. Natives (45) 2012-05-11 04:27:59 UTC
    2344
  46. Lies And Slander (46) 2012-09-16 03:42:50 UTC
    2731
  47. Why Was School Never This Fun? (47) 2012-06-09 17:21:13 UTC
    2695
  48. Letters Again (48) 2012-05-13 02:57:00 UTC
    2673
  49. Raid (49) 2012-08-02 18:21:33 UTC
    3551
  50. The Part Where Stuff Happens (50) 2012-08-02 19:34:20 UTC
    3604
  51. Attack On Equestria (51) 2012-05-25 21:13:42 UTC
    2562
  52. Bug Hunt (52) 2012-06-22 15:02:54 UTC
    3547
  53. Pain (53) 2012-06-13 15:43:19 UTC
    4744
  54. Resolution (54) 2012-06-13 15:58:32 UTC
    2233
  55. Rounds (55) 2012-05-26 15:49:24 UTC
    3100
  56. Meet the Medic (56) 2012-05-27 17:59:16 UTC
    2179
  57. Technology (57) 2012-06-01 23:39:40 UTC
    3267
  58. The Part Where More Stuff Happens (58) 2012-06-07 22:16:14 UTC
    3234
  59. It's A Human Thing (59) 2012-06-05 02:03:03 UTC
    3459
  60. Manehatten (60) 2012-06-09 20:37:58 UTC
    3495
  61. Viva Las Pegasus (61) 2012-06-13 16:11:50 UTC
    2361
  62. Growing Up (62) 2012-06-13 16:18:53 UTC
    2929
  63. Letting Go (63) 2012-06-13 16:30:47 UTC
    3164
  64. Ponyville (64) 2012-11-24 19:53:06 UTC
    6132
  65. Concert (65) 2012-08-27 03:50:14 UTC
    3014
  66. I'm Not A 'Lyre' (66) 2012-06-14 19:39:06 UTC
    5327
  67. Signal (67) 2012-08-27 04:24:16 UTC
    2538
  68. Another Human? Another idiot. (68) 2012-09-10 20:31:48 UTC
    2179
  69. Ahoy Aoi (69)..... Lol, 69 2012-07-01 16:24:12 UTC
    5365
  70. Party Hard, And It's Not Even The Concert Yet (70) 2012-07-07 18:55:24 UTC
    2663
  71. What Shall We Do With A Drunken Bugbear? (71) 2012-07-19 17:50:49 UTC
    4282
  72. Shit, Nice To Meet You, I'm Fan. (72) 2012-07-14 18:31:30 UTC
    3658
  73. Playful Demon (73) 2012-07-21 23:44:50 UTC
    5252
  74. Breakfast At Canterlot (74) 2012-07-27 22:06:50 UTC
    3222
  75. Visions Of The Future (Also known as SPOILER): Beginning Of The End (75) 2012-08-02 03:30:20 UTC
    894
  76. Equestrian Idol (76) 2012-08-07 23:49:47 UTC
    5339
  77. Paperwork (77) 2012-08-10 13:19:06 UTC
    5723
  78. Back To Work (78) 2012-08-19 15:58:31 UTC
    4403
  79. How do I Sword Sword? (79) 2012-08-19 16:35:11 UTC
    6161
  80. Class Dismissed (80) 2012-08-25 05:06:08 UTC
    6905
  81. SlenderGrif Bakes Cupcakes (81) 2012-08-28 03:28:26 UTC
    2585
  82. Get Off My Ship (82) 2012-08-31 01:37:21 UTC
    2971
  83. Interrupted Bliss (83) 2012-09-19 14:42:58 UTC
    2372
  84. Embers Of A Past Blaze (84) 2012-10-03 16:03:02 UTC
    4136
  85. Aftermath (85) 2012-09-04 18:11:11 UTC
    3113
  86. Captain Gilda (86) 2012-09-05 03:42:09 UTC
    1994
  87. Science! (87) 2012-09-09 02:32:18 UTC
    1930
  88. Negotiation (88) 2012-09-19 14:19:45 UTC
    3799
  89. An Etch In My Heart (89) 2012-09-19 16:22:14 UTC
    1351
  90. Morals (90) 2012-09-20 21:49:34 UTC
    2663
  91. Mind-F--- (91) 2012-09-23 14:43:15 UTC
    2237
  92. Breaking The Rules (92) 2012-09-23 22:46:26 UTC
    3089
  93. Betrayal (93) 2012-09-25 03:49:36 UTC
    4610
  94. Man Up Ya Wee Lass! (94) 2012-09-25 16:48:28 UTC
    2183
  95. Hello Everypony (95) 2012-10-31 14:02:21 UTC
    3738
  96. Welcome To The World (96) 2012-10-03 16:14:47 UTC
    10569
  97. Nuclear Launch Detected.... No, Not Really (97) 2012-10-12 00:31:17 UTC
    4564
  98. Murder, He Wrote (98) 2012-10-17 16:02:16 UTC
    3039
  99. The Happening (99) 2012-10-18 22:41:24 UTC
    3153
  100. Griffin's Mind (ERMAHGERD! One Hundred) 2012-10-23 16:08:36 UTC
    7380
  101. Ho Ho Huh? 2012-12-25 04:20:29 UTC
    168