man's heaven and hell

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                                                                                  CHAPTER 1 THE MOVE

It was a dark and stormy night ( it wasn't really your just bull shitting) the rain was drowning the streets and you just happen to be outside to take it all in.

"And take your piece of shit clothes too!" screeched your bitch landlord wearing her skanky night gown that really made her look like a piece of....as you muttered "bitch" hoping she wouldn't hear. "What did you say you piece of shit?!, you better get out of here before I call the cops!" yelled the landlord flinging your name sewn undies toward your face ( you tend to talk out loud some times).

"Yeah well I'll find a better apartment with flapjacks and hookers!" you screamed pumping your fist in the air while the other is holding your important belongings. She seemed to stop her ranting from your statement and gave you a shit eating grin like she knows something you don't know (bitch please).

"It's going to be hard since your boss called me today." You paused, while picking up your collection of mint condition survival knives, your heart rate stopped " wait what about my boss, did you use your vagina to overpower his weak mind?!" you said pointing an accusing finger at her.

"Yes and no what he told me is that your a slacker and that you suck and he hates you," she said "now would you be so kind to hit the road and never set foot here? Thanks."

She then slammed the front of your ex-apartment door in your face. So here you are cold and alone, and you have no other place to go. That's unless your best friend has a spare room for you tonight. You grabbed your remains and headed to your friend's house and explain your predicament. You just hope she won't blow your situation out of proportion.

Few hours later

"So she just dropped most of your stuff and made you leave?!" asked your best bro Rainbow dash.

"Well those were what's left the rest of my stuff she either sold or just burned them." you stated.

"Same thing man geez, I can't believe that whore would not only make you leave but also seduced your boss to fire you!" Dash screeched and then tossed her chair to a random location leaving a very large dent on the wall of her living room.

Yup this is you best friend and bro Rainbow dash you can't believe you two met in in elementary school. you remember that she was your class bully and during your lunch time she demanded your sandwich. she was wearing a plane cyan t-shirt and red shorts when she walked towards you. Those colors seem to be the only thing that she wears, the only odd thing was that her hair was a natural well everything.

"hey squirt!" she shouted "give me your sandwich or else you get my knuckle sandwich." she threatened

"No it's mine my mom made my favorite so you can not have it." you retorted

"Oh yeah?" said Dash the Bully

"Yeah" you stated

Dash then proceeded to push you off your seat then sat and ate your food. You did not take kindly to that so you got back up then pushed her off to redeem your prize. Not after two bites did she got up from the floor then grabbed your collar and were face to face with her. You weren't afraid of cooties but your face was beat red to know you like girls in such a young age. You waited for her to hit you but instead giggled and then gave you a grin.

"your alright kid, if ever your in trouble just give me a shout and I'll be there to help." Dash stated. You then gave her half your sandwich and finished lunch, to this day you both know each other so well that you thought she was like a sister to you. Heck you even told her that to her face, she then punched your face then did not talk to you for 3 weeks you still don't know why but it's water under the bridge.

Going back the present you that is now also seeing the present day Rainbow dash about to break another chair.

"calm down dash please don't be upset." you said putting a hand on her shoulder.

She seemed to always get like this when ever something bad happens to you, she becomes so enraged and violent that the only way to calm her down is by your touch.

"B-but fine I'm sorry" Dash apologized

"It's okay I just need to find a place to crash till I can get a job" you reassured her, but that really won't be happening, you tried to find jobs around the city but they seem to always turn you down the moment they heard your name and face.

"I'm sorry too, you see I'm moving away from here and to my old house." Rainbow said

(Great just great) "And I'm just wasting your time, don't worry I leave I'll find another place to stay." you said

you began to get up on your feet to walk to her front door when you felt a tug on your sleeve to find her hand stopping you from moving.

"Hold on geez let me finish you complete dipstick." Rainbow dash said she let go of you arm and you waited for her to say something.

"Even if I'm moving doesn't mean I'll leave you like this." dash said with a hurt expression on her face

"Look if you want a place to stay then come move in with me to my old house it will be perfect trust me." she said

You were skeptical at first but then looked at your options your jobless and homeless, oh and don't forget broke to. Given your situation you might not want to be picky. It's just living alone with a girl makes your face completely red even if it's your bro Rainbow dash.

"Look just think about it in this way you go to another town, get a job their, get the money you need and then get your own pad." she stated

You were on the fence here actually on one hand you might start out fresh and meet new friends, on the other hand you were not really comfortable going to a place were you never heard of. You asked when you were still knowing each other where she lived and then told you where she lived at this town called Ponyville she also told you about her  beast friends saying that they were her only best friends before you came along that is. When she was about to talk about her parents was when she was silent till the bell rang and you two had to go to class. She never spoke to you after that day and forgot what you were talking about yesterday and never plan to tell her to this day.

You looked outside seeing the rain pouring down even heavier and then looked your stuff that are still wet from the weather. Do you really think you can say no to this opening? Were you stupid enough not to agree to her offer? You were still not sure when you turned to her face that really stopped your body from moving. she was about to cry and you hated girls crying, does she really want you to come with her you asked your self if so then you really have no choice.

"Please can't you just say yes?" Dash pleaded a few tears streaking from eyes she then grabbed your hand with both of hers and clamped them shut on your hand.

"I don't want to leave you all alone here, just thinking about it hurts me ." Dash said she then started to close the gap between you and her then hugs you tightly. " if anything happens to you here i don't know what I'll do."

Hearing her say such meaningful things to you really pushed over the line. you grabbed both her shoulders gently prying off her from you which she did not like, and then gave your answer to her.

"I accept, Rainbow Dash I want to go with you."

"Really oh thank you thank you, you won't regret it it's awesome their well not has awesome as me but you'll understand when we get their."

"Great then let me ready my stuff most of it is really unclean so I should fix it before we go." You turned around and crouched to get you belongings in check when you felt two arms grabbed you from behind.

"You won't regret it, it'll be heaven for you just trust me." said rainbow dash, she then slowly kissed your ear till she went towards your ear lobe and bit it making you slightly moan.

"Dash what are you doing?" you asked her

"shhh it's ok just relax it'll be ok." Rainbow then proceeded to uncurl her arms away from you body leading you to step towards her bedroom.

You wanted to question her advances but then summed it up to her drinking to much again, you then proceed to fix all you stuff to be ready for your moving to Ponyville.

Not only 5 minutes of preparing  did you feel like a solid object strike the back of your head leaving you on the floor tasting copper and having your eyes blurry from your attacker kneeling in front of your face. You could not see his or her image because of your slight daze but felt your failed killer's hand on your face caressing your hair and brushing some off your eyes.

"Go to sleep." the voice said sounding loving, caring and most of all sadistically twisted. You start feeling your eye lids were heavy like lead and started to close by themselves. Trying to fight off the sleep and to get up of the blood stain floor to escape and get help. Unfortunately your attacker came to the same conclusion, then proceeded to lift the heavy object to the air to hit again.

"Go to sleep" the voice said the owner of the voice, who again swung the weapon down to your head a second time bringing you nothing to see but darkness.