My Little Raptor

'I remember when in Jurassic Park, a kid called a Velociraptor a turkey. He's a fucking dumbass. He didn't know that those Raptors were social creatures, hunted in packs, and killed prey with their large toe claws. If you ask me, that kid would've been dead meat before he even blinked.' I thought, looking at the large toe claw in my hand.

"Excuse me, sir?" A young voice asked, interrupting my train of thought.

I looked down to see a young girl, standing there. She looked no more than six, had blonde hair, brown eyes, and a missing tooth as she smiled.

"Yeah?"

"Do you know where the Velo...Veli...Raptor exhibit is?" She asked.

"Yeah, go into that room where the T-Rex, Sally, is, and take a right." I directed.

"Thanks mister." She said, walking off.

"Other way." I said, chuckling.

"Oh, I knew that." She said, blushing, walking the right way.

"You'd be a great father if you had kids." A female voice said. I turned around to see a slender woman standing there, hands on her hips. She had black hair, blue eyes, and a attitude that said, 'Looks like I forgot to give a fuck'. Did I mention she had huge boobs...I think I did. Not sure.

"I'm only nineteen, Fade. Plus, living around three young siblings with a responsible older brother does that to ya." I said, pocketing the large toe claw. "So, you're going to ask me something, aren't you?"

"Why do you always assume that?" Fade said in mock anger.

"High school, Fade. When you asked me to be your boyfriend. After that, you wanted to make out every chance you got, I still remember. Not to mention, when you came to my house, you'd tackle me down like a Utah raptor, and make out with me." I reminded her, making her blush.

"Shut your green eyed, brown haired face up, I'm going to break. Take care of Grif, wouldja?" Fade said.

"Everyone disses the forest green eyes. Alright, but you owe me big time. And I'll watch your Velociraptor, Grif, for you." I said in mock anger, making her laugh.

"See you later. And after work, I've got a surprise for you." Fade said, winking.

I could feel my face heating up when she winked at me. And I couldn't help myself as I watched her walk away, my eyes drawing down to her ass.

"Sweet Mary, Jesus and Joseph, her ass could make every hot actress proud." I said to myself, walking towards my office.

Once I got in, I put the sickle claw down, and grabbed my cup of coffee. "How am I not insane?" I asked myself, sipping some of the hot liquid.

"Probably because the fact that you talk to yourself and the fossils on your free time." A voice said, sounding a bit Irish, but it had English written all over it.

"Professor Cutter, good to see you." I said, smiling.

"Please, just call me Cutter. Anyway, you got anything interesting for me." Cutter said, smiling.

"Got a new Raptor claw today. We're about done finishing the third Raptor, the one we dubbed 'Ann.' Grif and Sera over there are done, but we found another Raptor toe claw, and it didn't match these three. So, I'm keeping it until we find the keeper of the killing claw." I said, smirking at the toe claw in front of me.

"Listen, I know you're a paleontologist. But, you should be working with me on the digging team. You can identify the bones we dig up, so it could help us out. You sure you don't want to work with us?" Cutter proposed.

"Oh God, not this again. Listen, if this were any other type of situation, I would've probably said yes the second you said 'Fossil'. But I have a Girlfriend who works with me, so she doesn't think I'm cheating because she can keep an eye on me. Thanks, but no thanks. I don't want another break up. I love my life as it is, I don't want to change it." I said, but Cutter smiled anyway.

"If you change your mind, you'll know where to find me. See ya later, Dart." Cutter said, chuckling.

"Later." I said, forcing a smile. After he left, I sighed out in annoyance. It's been like this for a week now, and I think that I'm going to be insane in a second.

I then remembered to check on Sally and Grif.

"If I didn't know any better, I'd say Grif and Fade were dating." I said, laughing to myself. I went up to Sally, the T-Rex, and smiled. She was one of my favorite types of Dinosaurs. T-Rex could beat anything, even Spinosaurus. Not like the Bullshit in Jurassic Park 3. Then again, it was a good movie.

I noticed something on the corner of my eye, and noticed a strange light. It looked like it was rainbow like. "What in Sam's Hell?" I muttered, turning towards the Velociraptors. I then saw some strange glass, floating around a rainbow light. It reminded him of the book Steven Hawking wrote about portals. "Okay, I have one sentence to describe this...HELL FUCKING YEAH!" I said to myself, throwing my arms up in the air in excitement.

"I knew it. I knew it! There were portals through space and reality. No one's going to believe me when I show them this." I said, smiling. I then noticed something strange; I could hear voices.

I know what you're thinking, 'You can hear voices, whoopdee fuckin' doo.' Well, these were different. It wasn't me going crazy, or else I'd be talking to myself, laughing like a maniac while I ran around with sharp objects, slicing people's throats out for fun...I watch too many horror movies...

Anyway, the voices, I could hear them through the portal. Now, I didn't know if voices could travel through portals, or some shit like that, but that voice, it sounded...soft, innocent even. Looking around, I knew no one else was in the room. So, I did whatever person who cared about their would do...walk towards the portal. I then noticed a camera in the room, and mentally fist pumped, because I had proof I wasn't crazy.

I then touched it, only to yelp as I felt myself get pulled in. "Son of a bit-" I attempted to say, only to see darkness afterwards.