My Little Raptor

"You know when you wake up, and you feel like you just landed on your bed from a big fall? If feels like I'm about to do that, but I don't usually see all darkness, I usually picture like a mountain or a cliff I jump off of. Well, anyway, I feel like I'm in space, low gravity, and all that jazz."

I opened my eyes to see I was in the air. I looked down to see the ground, and looked up to see the portal gone. "I think the rational thing to do right now is to...PANIC!!!" I yelled to myself, screaming as I saw the ground get closer. "This is why I fuckin' hate heights!"

Suddenly, a rainbow blur shot past me, making me yelp in fear, despite the fact I was plummeting to my death faster. "What the Hell was that?"

"What the hay was that?" A voice said at the same time as me.

Suddenly, I felt like something grabbed my tail...wait, tail? I looked back to see a...cyan Pegasus with rainbow hair grabbing onto a reptilian tail?

"Lay off the gems, you big fat dragon." She complained, making me growl.

"I am not a dragon. What are you supposed to be, a Pegasus with gay pride?" I actually liked gay people, my older brother is one, but, that's another story for a different time.

"No, I'm Rainbow Dash, the fastest flier in Equestria! Now listen, if you want to fly, you have to get wings first." RD said, giggling at her own joke.

"Very funny, laugh at the flightless human while he's defenseless. Damn, your hair is too bright, you should dye it black, or something like that, because that is burning my retinas." I said, growling. That's weird, my growl sounds like the Jurassic Park Velociraptor. Whatever, maybe I'm getting good at impressions.

"What's a human?" RD asked, looking at me. "Wait, I think I've heard of them from my friend Lyra."

"Well, we're probably the smartest creatures around. We walk on two legs, have hair on our heads or face, if you're a male human, and we've invented so much stuff in centuries that wouldn't forget anything. Plus, we have different skin colors too."

"Do humans have scales, a tail, three clawed fingers, a mouth full of razor sharp teeth, and cat like eyes?" RD asked, looking at me.

"No, but we do have teeth for eating meat, veggies, fruits, and all kinds of things. Why do you ask such a strange question?" I said, raising my eyebrow.

"Because you don't look like a human. If anything, you look like some kind of dragon, than human." She said, smirking.

"I'll show you I'm human. Put me down to the nearest water source. I'll show you that I'm right." I said, smiling. Next thing I knew, I was on the ground, doing a headstand. "That's it, I'm going to eat your children." I said to her, even though she was laughing. "Alright, I'll eat all your children then."

"No you won't." She said, giggling. I gave her a toothy grin, which made her back away a little bit.

"Oh, I know what the ladies like." I said to myself, looking into a lake. I saw the reflection of a...male Velociraptor!!! "Son of a bitch!" I yelped, running towards Rainbow Dash.

I then noticed my toe claws, the largest ones I use for hunting, but tripped, hitting the ground face first, making a hole in the ground. I heard laughing, and I looked up to see Rainbow Dash laughing up a storm. I growled, and got my head up, but my jaw felt like it hit the dirt...oh yeah.

"Yo, asshole, can you maybe stop laugh at me, and start helping me?" I yelled over her laughing.

She wiped a tear from her eye, somehow, and trotted over to me. That's right, I said trotted, deal with it. Anyway, Rainbow Dash, being a bitch and all, started to examine me. "What the Hell are you doing?" I asked her, but she probably ignored me, or didn't hear me, either way, that's just rude.

"Well, for one, you call yourself a creature you're not. Two, you need to lay off the gems, because you look like you need to loose some weight. Third, you should go back to your hoard, with all the other jerks that you call friends." RD said, sounding and looking smug.

Okay, now I'm sure I'll eat all of her children, then, I'll eat her. "Excuse me? Gurl, you did not talk to me like that. Plus, I'm not a dragon, I can't breathe fire or fly asshole. Plus, I'm probably the fastest predatory dinosaur alive. That saying, I can run over seventy miles per hour and hunt down a cheetah, the fastest mammal alive. That saying, I could eat you right now, and no one would know about it." Hell yes, I was talking down to a lesbian cyan Pegasus with rainbows for hair...

I should stop talking like that...

I then heard a strange growling noise, and looked at my stomach. "Speaking of food, I'm hungry. You got anything to eat here?" Beside you.

"Well, we have all kinds of food at Ponyville, apples, pears, oranges, carrots, flowers, grass, pies-"

I started to zone off when she said pie. Mhmmm...Pie. She then flapped her wings, gaining my attention.

"You listening to me?" She asked, angry.

"I kind of stopped listening when you said pie." I said, smiling. "So, let's go." I said, walking off.

"Ponyville's that way."

"I knew that, I was testing your sense of direction." I said, smiling. Smooth save, Dart, smooth save.

"Riiiiight...So, what's your name?"

"My name's Dartagnen Drake Agundez." I said, then I looked at her. I noticed she was confused as where it came from. "My friends call me Dart though."

"Cool name."

"Totally."