My Little Raptor

I looked at Twilight and Spike, both were busy though. Damn choices. No wonder why people don't like you. You either break people's hearts, or you brake other hearts. It's a lose-lose situation for me. I fuckin' hate you Karma. You God damned mistress just talked to that bitch Luck and let her run off, didn't you?

"Dart, you okay?" Z asked, seeing my thoughts derail themselves.

"I'm fine. Just thinking is all." I replied, shrugging. But she gave me the 'I don't believe you' face, and I growled in irritation. "Look, it's either I go home, and lose some good friends while meeting old ones, and in a world full of violence. Or, I could stay here as a raptor with three others, Two T-Rexes, and who knows how many dinosaurs."

She looked at me. I could see the wheels in her head turn, and I thought 'What will this demented female raptor say?'

"Why would you want to go back?" Z asked, looking at me.

Good question, why would I want to go back? There's people who would want to hurt me for no good reason other than to gain money...But here, it's peaceful. Hell, someone could try to write a poem about how peaceful it was here, but fail because words couldn't describe the feeling.

Humans are violent, it's in our nature. We fight wars, kill each other each day for no good reason than for money and resources. Humanity tries to stop fighting and see peace, but there are those who would want to break that peace and rule with fear.

I looked down at Spike, who was talking to AJ, his girlfriend. Who knew they'd make a great couple? They looked like they could go on, talking forever. We humans don't do that. We just do action, kill each other, for one side or another. Hell, I've even seen people fight because they believe in a different god or goddess than I do.

"I don't want to go back." I realized, looking at Z, who smiled, well, gave a raptor smile. "There are people that I like, but, compared to here, I don't need a past to fit in. I could just say I was human turned into a raptor, and they'd believe me."

"We humans kill each other, for no good reason. We fight wars for land and food and religion. While here, they just make peace. If you ask me, it's paradise, my little Heaven on Earth. I'll stay here."

"Plus, I have to stick with Terry. He may be a killing machine, but he does help others when they need help. That, and he's a trouble maker, can't keep my eyes off of him for a second or he'd get hurt. He's like family, and I don't leave family behind, even if I have to die to save them." I said, making Z cuddle up to me, despite knowing I had a girlfriend.

"That's quite prophetic...is that intentional?" Z asked. I once told her back at my home, a bunch of people called me Prophet, because I believed in science and God, no matter who told me what was real and what wasn't real.

"I didn't know I had that effect on people." I said, smiling. Suddenly, a rainbow ball opened in front of me, dropped something on the floor, and disappeared. "Holy crap, and IPhone!" I said, picking up the device. I quickly turned it on, and my eyes widened. "Holy shit, it's my IPhone, I thought I left this at the Museum!"

I quickly started to look through my music, my claw tapping the screen, gaining Spike and Twilight's attention. I then put on my favorite song ever.

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When it was done, I looked at them, seeing them look around, trying to find the song that played, except for Z.

"It was from this IPhone ya dumbasses." I said, making them look at the contraption in my hand. I rolled my eyes, then started to look through the songs. I spotted one, then smiled. I then pushed it, showing a video. Seeing the screen light up, they started to crowd around it.

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Once it was done, Twilight was trying to figure out how it worked. AJ put her forearm in front of Spike's eyes, but he ducked a little to see the video. Now, he looked a little green in the face.

"Dude, if you're going to puke, I suggest you do it in the bathroom, not on my phone. If you do, I will hunt you down to the end of the world if needed." I said, then Z looked at me. I then answered her unanswered question, whispering, "I won't actually hunt him down, I'll just whack him with a newspaper"

She started to giggle. What can I say, no one can resist me. Well, maybe for Fade, she can resist me. Not in bed...Bow chika bow wow.

Twilight then grabbed it with her magic, charging up my phone's battery instantly. Awesome, now I have a charger. I grabbed it out of Twilight's grip, and heard roars from the distance.

"Sounds like Terry's enjoying himself." I noted, making Z blush once she figured out what I meant. Bow chika bow wow.

"What is that brute?" A white unicorn said, looking at me in horror.

"Fuck you too lady." I replied, earning a hard elbow from Z. "Ow! Why'd you do that for?" I asked, annoyed at Z, who simply growled at me.

"Such foul language as well. A lady of my status should not deal with such things!" The unicorn with a purple, curly mane said, shooing at me.

"Well you can shove your status up your-OW!" I started, before Z elbowed me again. "What? She started it!"

"I believe Twilight hasn't introduced us yet. I'm Zara, but my friends call me Z." Z stated, then she looked at me, but I only snorted at her, looking away. "And he's Dartagnen Drake Agundez, but most people call him Dart. He's usually nice, but not to snobbish people." Z said, rolling her eyes at my behavior like I was a child.

"Sorry dear, but I'm not used to dragons, unless you count my little Spikey Wikey here! Anyway, my name's Rarity, I'm a fashion maker and designer." She said, rubbing her hoof on Spike's head ruffling his spikes.

"She just gave me more material to work with." I whispered to Z, seeing Spike's blush. "We're not dragons." I said, making her look at me, curiously.

"But you both look like dragons. I mean, dragons in their teens do pick a mate, and stick with them, right?" Rarity, making me and Z blush.

"Well, we're not dragons. We're Velociraptors. Dart isn't my mate though." Z said, still blushing.

"What she said." I said, nodding in agreement. I then realized something. "Could you make me a tie and a hat?" I asked Rarity, who looked at me, confused.

"Why?" Rarity said, raising her eyebrow.

"Well, wouldn't you be known as a dressmaker who made a dragon a tie and hat?" I said, Z smiling as she saw what I was doing.

"I could be famous. Tell me, what kind of hat and tie do you want?" Rarity said, starts replacing her pupils. Wut?

"I'll draw them up for you. Or show you on my IPhone." I said, then, she smiled.

"Well I supposed I could do that." She said, then a light bulb went up over her head, and she ran out, light bulb trailing after her.

I looked at her, then the others, who shared the same look. It was only one word to describe our feelings, and I was the only one to say it.

"Wut?"