My Little Raptor

"You're authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass." I said, making Twilight gasp.

She then started to call Spike, who came in, and smiled. "So, what were your first words to Twilight when you woke up?" Spike asked, making me smile.

"I heard her yelling-not screaming, there's a big fuckin' difference-when she came in here. You know me, I'm the ultimate troller. I said, "Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass", then she started to scream for you." I said, then I ruffled the kid's head.

"It's good to have your sarcastic tail back." Spike said, giving me a unexpected hug.

I hesitated, then hugged him back. I saw Twilight in the doorway, along with Fluttershy and AJ. "If you ever talk about this, I'll slit your throats with my toe claws!" I threatened, making them back away.

But they saw me smiling, knowing I was joking, they started to go towards me. A eye filled the window, but I was the only one who saw it.

"Girls, don't look to your right." I warned. But they didn't listen.

They looked over to their right, and saw the eye. Twilight freaked out, but AJ smiled, and so did Flutters.

I opened the window to see Noah. He smiled at me, but frowned once he saw the dragon.

"Don't tell me you had sex with a dragon." Noah joked, making everyone but me blush.

"Nope. How you doin' dumbass?" I said, making Noah smile again.

"It's good to have you back, big guy." He said, then he roared, and I heard footsteps coming towards us. Cutter's brown eye came into view, and he smiled once he saw me.

"Where's my hug?" Cutter asked, still seeing Spike hug me.

"Your hugs are not recognized in Fort Kickass." I said, pointing to my fort. "That, and he fell asleep, so he won't let go." I said, trying to move the sleeping dragon away.

"Well, he did stay up for three days straight." Twilight said, making me pale.

"How long was I out?" I asked, looking at her.

"Well, you lost a lot of blood, but you're going to be okay. This is your fourth day, and you just woke up." Twilight said, then they heard growling then looked at Cutter.

"Don't look at me." Cutter said, I looked down, to hear my stomach growling.

"Do any of you have bacon?" I asked, but they were confused.

"Sure as heck don't know wha' that is. But we did bring ya some apples." AJ said, moving a basket towards me. Yay, a sacrifice for my hunger.

I dove my head in, eating apples left and right. I then put my head up, to see their faces. AJ was surprised I was eating so fast, Noah and Flutters were talking, and Twilight was taking notes about my eating. I then examined one in my hand, then started to chew on it.

"Yo, AJ." I said, looking at her with a serious expression.

"What?" She asked, scared I didn't like these apples.

"These may be..." I started, giving a frown, scaring her. "...THE best damn apples I ever did eat." I said, laughing as she sighed.

"So, ya like 'em?" AJ asked, looking at me.

"I love them. You're welcome any time at Fort Kickass." I said, throwing a core. It then landed in the trash, and I gave a fist pump. "Ten points!"

Twilight was still writing, but AJ was moving the overgrown lizard off of me. Flutters and Noah were still talking, so I gave a throaty growl, catching their attention.

"What? No hugs for me?" I asked, making Flutters smile, then tackled me, crushing me in a, literal, bear hug. I looked at Noah, and smiled. "You too, little guy."

"I can't get in, dinosaur, remember? That, and my arms are smaller than a T-Rex arm." He said, making me frown.

"Meh. I can still give you a bro fist later. Right now, it feels like my ribs are getting broken...Again!" I said in a struggled breath, making Flutters blush, then let go. "You could give a bear a bear hug and crush 'em."

Twilight finished writing the notes, and surrounded them with a purple aura. They disappeared in a flash of light. "So, when are we going to meet the Princesses?" I asked.

"In about ten seconds...make that three." Twilight said, then, a blue light appeared blinding us. When it died down, I looked and saw a Blue alicorn with a moon and stars as an ass tattoo, and her hair was moving, even though I didn't feel any wind.

"Hello princess Luna." Twilight said, bowing. AJ and Flutters also bowed, but I didn't bow.

"Hello Twilight. And it's just Luna. Anyway, where's your friend you wanted me and my sister to meet?" Luna asked, scanning around the room.

"I'm over here." I said, catching Luna's attention. She merely shrugged, and looked around.

"Where is here? Come out and show yourself, there is no need to be afraid." Luna said, looking around.

I cleared my throat, gaining her attention again. "One, I'm the creature you looked at. Two, I've handled worse than you. And three, I've been here the entire time." I explained, shocking her.

"The beast can speak?" Luna asked Twilight, making me growl.

"I can also hear as well! No need to call me a beast if I didn't attack you and can talk!" I said, annoyed. "I can also swear too! You want me to do that?"

"No." She said, staring at me like I was strange.

Noah came up to the window, sniffing around. "Hey, Dart. What the Hell's goin' on? I can hear you yelling, you alright?" Noah asked, shocking Luna.

"We're fine, just this princess called me a beast."

"Bow chika bow wow." Noah said, smiling.

I picked up a newspaper, rolled it up, and smacked him on the head. "No! No! That's my line! Bad Noah, bad! Now go in that corner and think about your life." I said, making him back away. "Fort Kickass doesn't appreciate what you said!" I added, hearing muffle curses. After I said that, it was quiet.

"So, you wanted to talk about something, Luna?" I asked, looking at the confused alicorn.