My Little Raptor

I was walking outside, Terry behind me. I looked ahead, seeing ponies cheer for me. I gave a smile, but it was a mask. I walked ahead, Terry following silently.

Cutter walked behind Terry, right next to him Erica the allosaurus. She smiled softly as I looked at her. Noah ran ahead, sniffing the ground. Tina was talking to some of the ponies.

I heard a roar in the distance. "One Eye." I muttered, seeing the confusion in ponies ahead.

Garret was at the welcome arch. Seeing us coming, he nodded at let me, Terry, Cutter, and Tina through.

"We need to find One Eye." I said simply once we walked out of hearing range of the town.

"Why?" Tina asked, not knowing who One Eye was.

"He's basically a bigger, better version of you guys. Has a bad attitude too." I said hearing another V-Rex roar. "Terry, Tina, and Cutter. You guys sneak attack him." I said, then Cutter looked at me.

"Dart, how'll we draw tha beast out?" Cutter asked, seeing Terry and Tina nod in agreement.

"Simple. We need bait." I said, scratching my chin in thought.

Tina, Terry, and Cutter looked at each other, then down at me. I noticed, but paid no attention. I looked at them, seeing them stare at me.

"Oh fuck you guys." I said, realizing that I was the bait.

A few hours later, I was standing in the middle of a clearing. Cutter looked at me from the shadows.

"Don't worry lad, we got yer back." Cutter said, then I heard cracking for some reason, but I was too pissed off to notice.

Damn T-Rexes and their fucking working together. Bunch of fucking wolves if you ask me. I heard walking, and the ground started to shake. I turned around, expecting the V-Rex to be standing there.

Instead, I saw three Giganotosaurus standing there, eyeing me.

The other two were growling at each other. The biggest of the group went right up to me, sniffing me. I saw my claw marks on it's sides, snout, and neck.

I gulped, realizing it was the one who fell with me down that one cavern. It snorted, then, I looked back, trying to see Terry, Tina, or Cutter. Seeing nothing, I felt more stomps, and sighed.

I turned around, only to curse my luck.

"Oh fuck nuggets." I said, seeing the V-Rex running towards me.

One Eye saw me, but ran over me, not stepping onto me. He then bit down on a G-Rex, ramming into it.

One Eye hit the one about to eat me in the face with his tail, and rammed that G-Rex he was biting into the one right next to it, making One Eye and the other two into the trees.

Terry came out of the shadows, along with Tina, but Cutter fell from a branch right next to me. Wonder how it held him up.

"What." Terry started.

"The." Tina said.

"Actual." Cutter said, standing up.

"Fuck?" I finished, seeing the one G-Rex I first attacked standing there.

It roared, and four more G-Rexes came out. I gulped, seeing Tina, Terry, Cutter, and me outnumbered. Suddenly, a head of a Giganotosaurus hit in between our side and theirs.

Both of our sides looked to see One Eye stepping on the neck of the alive one, and biting it's arm off, making blood spurt out. Once he killed both G-rexes, he looked at me, and snorted.

I averted me gaze to see the lead G-Rex charging towards me. Terry made a move to protect me, but One Eye rammed into the leader, making it roar in surprise.

It looked at One Eye. One Eye was taller than the G-Rex, but the G-Rex was snarling. It made a mock charge, and One Eye charged. The G-Rex side stepped, and made a move to slash at One Eye's throat.

Terry bit onto the leader's neck before it could slash One Eye, and threw him away like a pile of rags. Cutter bit onto one of the G-Rexes.

I heard the crushing of bones, and winced as I was the two giants fight each other. The scarred G-Rex got up, and saw me.

It charged, along with a female G-Rex, but the female was taken out by Tina, ramming into the female with her body size and strength.

The scarred one looked for a moment, and I pounced on it's neck. It roared as I bit onto it, my killing claws leaving long gashes on it's neck.

It tried to shake me and clawed it, making some more gashes. It shook me off.

"FUCK!" MY BACK! FUCK! DAMMIT! IT HURTS!

I looked up to see the snout of the G-Rex. It opened, ready to eat me, but then a three clawed hand grabbed it's neck, and dug in, making it roar in pain.

I looked to see One Eye standing there, using his evolved claws but tiny arms to leave gashes on the V-Rex's neck.

One Eye pushed it away, and roared at it. The G-Rex roared back. I pounced again, and slashed the G-Rex's throat, making it gasp for breath and I slashed it's windpipe.

It gasped for more air and fell down, making me roll off of it. One Eye stepped on it's skull, killing it.

I looked over to see Tina eating out of the female G-Rex she was fighting, blood covering the cloned T-Rex's muzzle.

Cutter was sniffing his kill. Terry was ripping apart his kill with his toe claws, using it as a danger sign for any other G-Rexes.

One Eye roared into the air, satisfied with his kill. Suddenly, he looked at me, and growled. I saw the look in his eyes, and went wide eyed.

Terry, Tina, and Cutter saw that look, but I gave them a look that told them to back off. I noticed a stick, and walked over to it. I grabbed it, and hit off the sharp end off on the ground.

I went up to him, and jabbed at him with the stick, making him back off a little. "It's a Mexican stand off." I said, but then One Eye hit my stick away with his tail. "For a dinosaur your fast."

He roared at me, then I growled back. Suddenly, a little clang drew me away. I looked down to see some fireworks. I saw a lighter right next to it, and smiled. I looked over to see Cutter nodding at me, since I knew he threw it.

I picked it up, and lit the lighter.

"Hey. You may be faster and stronger, but you don't have one of these, do you? Welcome to the big bang theory." I said, then, I lit it, and pointed it towards One Eye's snout. It gave off a little spark and a small pop, making One Eye flinch.

"DAMMIT CUTTER!" I yelled, throwing the fire work down. One Eye roared, making me drop the lighter. He stepped on it, making a imprint on the ground.

I then rolled for my stick. "Dammit." I muttered, seeing I was only a meter away. I grabbed it, and dropped it, then grabbed it again.

"Give it up, Dart. You're in a corner. There's no way out!" Terry yelled, trying to run to me, but Tina held him back.

"There's always a way out." I said, realizing what I had to do. I quickly got the right stance and grip. "Because if you don't..."

"It's your own. Damn. Vault." Cutter said, looking at me with sad eyes.

I started to jog towards One Eye, making the large V-Rex back away some steps. I found a crack in the ground, and dug into it with the stick. I let my momentum build up and let go, flying at the V-Rex.

"My God, he's going to do it!" Cutter said, joy in his voice.

Everything went in slow motion through my eyes as I got closer and closer to One Eye's muzzle. He opened his mouth a little, then I went into it, sliding down his throat.

"OOOOH!" Cutter said, I heard him through One Eye's throat.

"Oooooh." Terry said, making me wince as I realized I was in One Eye's throat.

"Ooooh." Cutter said again.

"No. No. No." Terry said, making me chuckle.

I quickly arrived in his stomach, and growled.

"Ew. I'm in a stomach. My ancestors ate stomachs in Scotland, not the other way around." I said loudly.

I saw something open, and I climbed through it. I started to walk, making me gag at the smell.

"I think he needs to get a air freshener in here." I said, trying to shoo away the smell. I suddenly came up to some digested food, and kicked it, unblocking the way.

Next thing I knew, I was in a river, smelling like shit. I saw One Eye standing there, looking at me. He growled happily, and I gagged, knowing I went out the 'back door'.

I got up, and washed myself, and walked towards a random direction.

---Two hours later---

"THIS DAMN FOREST IS DRIVING ME INSANE!" I yelled into the air, tired, hungry, and disappointed.

One Eye had followed me the entire way. I sat on a tree, but he shook it, making me fall onto his neck, and sigh. At least I get a free ride.

Soon I heard screams and roars. "One Eye, head towards the screams!" I yelled, making the large V-Rex kick into high gear.

Once in sight of Ponyville, I saw everyone in their houses or stores, and saw Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow, Pinkie, Flutters, and AJ. I saw Terry, Tina, and Cutter too. While I was happy to see them, I grimaced as I saw what was cornering them.

Future Predators had them trapped in town hall. I tapped One Eye's head, then pointed, making him charge.

"What's that sound?" I heard Terry ask.

Suddenly, one of the future predators pounced. One Eye bit into it, crushing all of it's bones. They all shivered except for Tina, Terry, and Cutter.

My head popped up, surprising them. "I'M ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL! HIGHWAY TO HELL! I'M ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL! HIGHWAY TO HELLLLLLL!" I sang, seeing One Eye start kicking the future predators' asses.

He stepped on two of them, and swept a few away with his tail. He bit onto three, crushing all their bones easily, and swept his head to the side, killing all the pouncing future predators out of mid air. He grabbed one with his three fingered claws, and pulled on both sides, ripping it in half.

He roared, and let me slide down his tail. "Yabba dabba do bitches!" I yelled, then landed on the floor.

Terry smile, Cutter air, and Tina shed a few tears, all happy to see me alive.

"Dart, how'd ya get out?" Terry asked, looking at me.

"Long story." I said, hoping my voice didn't crack.

"Did he barf you out?" Cutter asked, looking at me, still sniffing the air.

"V-Rex doesn't have a gag reflex." I stated, then One Eye stood over me, and a look of disgust came across Tina, Cutter, and Terry's faces.

"Oh my God." Tina said, giggling.

"That's gross." Terry said.

"Yes, he pooped me out!" I said, a bit disappointed that they were acting that way. "C'mon guys. You're all acting like a bunch of five year olds." I said, but saw them snickering and giggling.

One Eye crushed more with his feet, and bit into one, eating it easily. He then roared at the rest, making them screech in pain from the volume of it. Some ran, while he ate or crushed the others easily.

One Eye then roared into the air, victory in his eye. One he was done, he would look at me, his snout coming down up to me. I patted his snout, and smiled.

"Take care big guy." I said, making him growl in approval. He would then walk off, crushing any alive but crippled future predators easily.

"Please tell us what happened." twilight said, a bit annoyed I let a large evolved T-Rex loose.

"I'll explain everything. But first. I'd like to take a shower." I said, walking towards Twilight's home.

After all, I don't want to smell like shit.