My Little Raptor

I heard something, and l looked to see a snout-GOD DAMMIT! Really?! A tongue?!

I saw Tina, her fanged smile showing she was happy to see me. I looked outside to see...snow. I wiped the slobber off my face.

"Where's your father?" I asked, feeling like shit.

"Aunt Twilight and Cousin Spike went to talk to him. Why?" Tina asked, confused as to why I asked.

"Being knocked around yesterday might've been entertaining. But I feel like shi-" I glanced at Tina. "-Like a chew toy. For a two ton dinosaur."

Tina giggled, watching me get up. I looked at her, wondering why she was watching.

"A little privacy! I'll have you know I'm nude!"

"But, Uncle, isn't everyone here naked?" Tina asked, making me stop, then look at her.

That is a good point. "So you'd wanna see your Uncle nude? I worry about you sometimes." I joked, making Little Tina giggle.

Spike poked his head in, then dissapeared. What in the bloody Hell? I opened the door to see the lights off, so, I flicked them on to see-

"SURPRISE!!! HAPPY B-DAY DART!!!" A large crowd yelled, making me fall backwards in surprise and shock.

"Do ya'll think we killed 'im?" Applebloom asked, poking me.

I jumped up, and glared at Fade.

"What?" She asked in mock innocence.

"(No sex for you. For two weeks!)" I said, in a series of clicks and growls.

Terry poked his head into a window, smiling at me. "Happy hatch day!"

Twilight looked at me. "Dinosaurs lay eggs. They hatch, technically being born, so, he meant birth day." I explained. I looked at the calinder, and it was December 8th. Well, I'll be dammed. It is my b-day.

I saw Pinkie bounce towards me, and saw some cookies in a tray she...held? Damn, this world is fucked up.

"Hey Darty!" Pinkie said in her fuckin' adorable hyper way.

"Hey Pinks." I said, grabbing a cookie.

Even though she was talking a mile per second, I felt the ground shake. Pinkie's tail started to twitch.

"The fuck-" I started, before a loud sound was heard.

I heard a loud roar, followed by One Eye's roar. Of course, no one noticed it except me, Tina, Terry, Cutter, and Little Tina.

"You feel that?" Cutter asked, seeing me eat the cookie, then stand by a window.

"Yeah. That roar sounds familiar." Garret, the V-Rex said, making me flinch.

"Damn! Bitch fucker! Scared the Hell out of me." I said, growling out a warning.

"One Eye is out there. He's not tha only one." Cutter said, turning his attention to the party.

Suddenly, a large roar was heard, stopping the party. Everyone felt the ground shake. A loud roar was heard again. Then, a large snout burst through a wall, snapping at ponies.

I ran towards it, and pounced, sinking my claws into it.

The dinosaur shook me off, making me land on my feet...claws. I roared, and jumped into the hole.

...

Bow chika bow wow.

I saw a large T-Rex, with scars, attacking Tina. He pushed her down, trying to-Eww! Fucking dickhead is a rapist. I roared, catching his attention.

"Listen to me, you bitch ass magot motherfucker! I will shove my foot so far up your ass , you'll wish you were never hatched." I growled, my fangs and claws ready.

He roared, then I remembered who this was. This was the dick that killed the first Tina. Now, they cloned this dickhead!

"Look, I'll make this simple. Touch the lady, and we will tear your fucking face off." I stated, seeing Noah and Garret behind me. Cutter growled, and Terry was sneaking behind the rapist dinosaur.

Terry tackled the T-Rex, and stood protectively over Tina, his mate. The T-Rex, Scar, gave off a loud growl.

Noah charged, his horn stabbing into Scar's chest. Scar roared, and tackled Noah off.

Another roar was heard, then I looked over to see three more 'Scar' clones.

Garret and One Eye roared, then ran over to one of the clones. One Eye bit it's snout, and Garret bit the clone's tail, bringing it down.

Cutter tackled a clone down, and bit it's neck, making it roar. The two struggled, biting and clawing.

Karlos and Vesa spit their black ink like subtance, and hit the last clone's eyes, making it trip over something. Noah then stabbed his horns into it's chest.

I was doing nothing. Because a pony sized raptor could only do so much. Until I felt a breeze that smelled like rotting carcasses. I turned around to see...Another clone.

It roared at me, and let me tell you what I did.

"RUN LIKE HELL!" I yelled, getting into the library. I looked to see the clone smash against a purple shield.

"Dart! Isn't that the T-Rex who killed-" Twilight started, but groaned in pain as the Scar clone hit the shield.

"Yeah. That's him alright." I answered, but heard another roar.

I looked outside to see a Spinosaurus stab it's claws into the clone's side. The Scar clone roared, but the Spinosaurus bit it's neck, pushing it away. One Eye and Garret crushed one of the clone's neck, killing it.

The Spinosaurus roared, and slashed the clone again, making the clone roar in pain and fury.

Ow! What the-?

A scream was heard, and I looked back to see a bipedal creature-a human-in black armor. I looked at my side to see a tranq.

"Well, looky 'ere. I found a snake in mah boot." I said, slurring a bit. Look! Pretty rainbows. Why do I feel...

*THUNK*

Bitch. My fuckin' head. What happened last night?

I opened my eyes to see I was in a cage...

WAIT! CAGE!

"Where the fuck am I?" I asked, not expecting an answer.

"The humans have us as prisoners." I heard a female voice say.

I looked over my shoulder to see a raptor-a Pyroraptor-stare at me.

"Who are you?" I asked, my head feeling like shit.

"Name's Heaven." The raptor said, making me smile. " now shut the fuck up. Some of us are trying to sleep."

I can tell we'll be great friends.