My Little Raptor

"What I look like, except I have green eyes."

I stood there, staring wide eyed at something before me...A fucking cloud. I know what you're thinking, 'Oh, a cloud is just a cloud, nothing more or less'. Well, this one was in the shape of a house. With rainbows. Well, Rainbow waterfalls. Wait, can Rainbows have waterfalls? I'll ask about that later.

"It's a cloud." I stated, looking at Rainbow.

"Yep." Rainbow said, smiling. I'm pretty sure no one can smile that big.

"And it's a house." I said, examining it.

"Yep." She said, smiling still.

"And it has rainbow waterfalls." I said, holding back the laughter that was about to come up.

"Yep." She seemed excited to see what I thought about her house.

"This may be..." I started, trying to get her hopes up. "The gayest thing I have ever seen in my entire life." I saw her smile turn into a frown so quickly, I started to laugh.

"It's not funny." RD said, growling in anger, but blushing in embarrassment.

"You're right...It's fuckin' hilarious!" I said, landing on my back as my claws held my stomach. "Oh God...Oh God, I can't believe it. You should've seen the look on your face...Totally worth it." I got back up, staring at the house.

"Dart, are you a bully?" RD asked, looking at me, still blushing.

"No, but I got bullied by seven other kids in middle school, does that count?" I said, looking at her, raising my scaled brow. ((BTW, what I just put down about the bullies was true.))

"No, it doesn't count, but calling someone else's house isn't funny." RD said, growling.

"Well, I've seen worse, but, you have to admit, you kinda over did it with the rainbow waterfall." I said, making a square with my claws, trying to find a good angle. I suddenly heard voices, and looked around.

"Hey, that sounds like Fluttershy." Rainbow said.

Fluttershy...Why is that name so familiar? Oh well, time to hide! "Listen, Rainbow, don't mention anything about me. Unless you count my opinion on your house, then you can say that." I said, running into the bushes. But, I forgot I had a tail now, and it was out in the open, thankfully out of sight from Rainbow and that Flutter girl.

I then saw a yellow pony with a pink mane trot up to Rainbow and talk to her. I couldn't hear them because the one called 'Fluttershy' spoke to softly to hear. What was weird though, she had a little white bunny following her, looking around for any danger. Either she was a animal trainer, a vet, or that's her awesome animal companion...

Yeah, yeah. It's a pet, but a lot of people give me shit about calling them pets, so I just say Animal Companion. If only I were a T-Rex, I would've-

"Ow!" I yelped, looking at my tail. I noticed the little white bunny biting it. It then noticed me glaring at it, it seemed unfazed though. I unfurled my lips, showing my fangs, which made the little bunny look around, then bite harder, trying to hurt me. "Why you little bastard!"

I ran out in the open, ignoring the shocked glance from Fluttershy, and started to chase my tail around, attempting to get the small rat on my tail.

"Why the Hell are you standing there for? Help me out!" I said at the two Pegasi. But, Rainbow only watched in amusement, sitting on a cloud, somehow, and eating popcorn.

Wait, where the Hell did she get the...Oh yeah, her house is right there. I then bit the little bunny, and growled, it was muffled by the rabbit. I looked at Fluttershy, who had a look of horror on her face.

Where the Hell did I put my phone? I could've taken a picture of that. Her eyes then went wide, and she started to stare at me. I cocked ((Haha, cock)) my head to the side, confused about what she was doing. I slowly put the bunny down, and growled, my fangs now showing as I stalked towards her.

"Why isn't it working?" Fluttershy asked, still doing a stare at me.

"Hey, you okay? Do I need to take you to a doctor or something?" I asked, making her 'Eep' and hide behind Rainbow Dash.

"Don't worry Dart. She was trying to use the STARE on you. It worked on a adult dragon, looks like it doesn't work on you." Rainbow said, grabbing the popcorn with her one hoof. How in the Bloody Hell did she do that? I'll ask later.

"Dude, my mom does better stares than that. I should know, I've seen most of 'em." I said, looking at the shaking cloud. "She's a bit nervous, isn't she?"

"Meh, she's not nervous, she's shy. That's why her name's Fluttershy. She's afraid of her own shadow." Rainbow Dash said, grabbing a handful-hooffull-of popcorn, and ate it.

"I knew a shy girl once. It was in middle school. What was her name? Erica, yeah, her name was Erica. Anyway, I'm hungry, weren't we going to eat some pie?" I said lazily as I held my stomach. Man, I could get used to this new Raptor form.

"Yeah, we were. Hey, Flutters, do you want to come with us?" RD asked the shaking cloud.

"Yes please." Fluttershy said, coming out of the cloud, eyeing me carefully. "Will he eat us?"

"Trust me, if I wanted to eat you, you wouldn't see me coming, your friend there would most likely be in my stomach, and your bunny would be missing. By the way, would this happen to be your little rodent?" I said, showing my tail, only to see the bunny biting it. I suddenly bit it, and shook my head violently.

"What are you doing?" RD screamed.

I suddenly stopped, and put the bunny down. I smiled at it, which made it run back to Fluttershy, hiding behind her leg. "Making it dizzy and afraid. I was holding back. If I shook any harder, that bunny would've been torn apart, and he knows it. Now come on, I want to eat some pie."

"Not many things can make Angel scared." Flutters remarked.

"Well, consider yourself lucky. By the way, even if I wanted to eat you, I couldn't, because in my country, eating ponies is illegal. Plus, I've never eaten pony or horse meat before, and I don't want to start with you guys." I said, walking away. My large toe claw was down, because I didn't want them to feel threatened by me. I sniffed the air, smelling something familiar, and started walking that direction; towards Ponyville.