Chapter 1: Magic AttacksView OnlineTwilite Sporkel and the Adventures of Magic LandChapter 1: Magic AttacksTwilite Sporkel the Alicorn was out for a normal walk. She was walking on Pony St. which was a street made of the corpses of ponies. So the walk was normal. She was wearing a gothic shirt, gothic earrings, and had Beats by Dr. Dre on. She was listening to Bodies by Drowning Pool on repeat. Her clothes reminded her of her friend Enoby (AN: u know fr0m that faficshun My Immortal) and that's why she wore them. So Twilite was walking. It was raining acid but she didn't care. She just wanted to go home and cut herself while she listened to speed metal. She was just about to enter her house when Renbou Dish jumped out in front of her. Renbou Dish was Twilite's friend who she knew since magic kindergarten. She was wearing black stockings, had black eyeliner, and was gothic (AN: everyone in this ver. of Ponyville is goffic SHUT UP DONT JUDGE ME). "Holy fuck Twilite, I just remembered something really fucking important to tell you RIGHT NOW!", exclaimed Renbou. Twilite responded, "Well, spit it out! What is it? Is it about GOTHIC THINGS? Because you know, I'm GOTHIC AND-" Renbou interrupted, "No, Twilite! Magic Land is being attacks by ZOMBIES!!1" "Oh no, we must defeat them now!" So Twilite, Rayrite, Renbou, Shutterfly, Appuljeck, and the other one who I can't remember (AN: CHRIST CUT ME SOME FUKING SALCK HERE) went to Magic Land and defeated the zombies!!1 with frendshup powar. "Boy that was fun" said Pinkei Pee. "No Pinkei, we are gothic and emo and also depressed," said Twilite, panicked. So the 6 gothic ponies went back to their houses to be gothic some more. Twilite talked to Spyk and said "Hey can you" and then left to go be some more gothic. Spyk was the sad because he wanted the Twilite to clean the toilet because he gross diarrhea. And then other stuff happened. (AN: idk i'm too lazy too rite :( ) Hey check out this picsher of mai OC
Chapter 2: The TragedyView OnlineTwilite Sporkel and the Adventures of Magic LandChapter 2: The TragedyTwilite was home. She was asleep talking on the phone with her boyfriend Flesh Sintre. He always wore a shirt that said "FUCK THE ROYAL GUARDS" and was wearing a hoodie that made him look badass. (AN: she new becase he was facetime) He also had a TON of albums by heavy metal bands like Mackelmore and Bill Clinton and Green Day and Microsoft and others. Twilite told him, "We haven't talked in a while, Flesh." Flesh said, "well that's because i'm too busy being all fuckin' badass and i'm leaving you" And then Twilite was a hundred sad. Twilite spent the rest of the night showering in blood while listening to Evanescense's new album, "Oh Shit, Here Comes the Postman's Soda Sculpure". She really liked them because their music was all sad and she was sad and she was always sad because depression so being happy. Twilite went to bed on her mattress that was infused with the fear of the weak and began to dream about cutting herself. Twilite woke up the next morning with a headache and realized it was from her awful case of sleep-headbanging. She would go see a doctor about it but she didn't care because depression. She was so depressed that she had hair like Penkameena only she wasn't pink, insane, or friendless. She walked outside and it was still raining acid. That was when Rayrite came up to her giving the middle finger. "Rayrite what the fuck how are you even doing that you have hooves not fingers." So Twilite and Rayrite had a conversation and then they parted ways. Twilite went to Shegarcyub Curner to get a cupcake filled with razor blades. She ate the cupcake. It tasted the good. Twilite decided to go to the lake and cry because she couldn't swim. So that's what she did. It was "fun". Once Twilight was more bored than she usually was she went back to her house and cut herself again. She was so sad that she drank a whole bottle of beer in one sip and then she vomited in the toilet for MANY hours. Twilite passed out on her bathroom floor.
Chapter 3: The Epilogue OR IS ITView OnlineTwilite Sporkel and the Adventures of Magic LandChapter 3: The Epilogue OR IS ITTwilite was sad because she woke up on the bathroom floor and Flesh Sentri was not there so she couldn't be happy. She locked herself in her room and cut herself until she was tired of cutting herself so she started cutting other people. Other people say, "What are you doing Twilite have you gone insane" and she says "yes" so she cannot be helped. Then Pinkei Pee was bothering Twilite about trivial things such as breathing so she was forced to kill Pinkei. Twilite cut her pink friend and then cut herself because she didn't want to be the evils. But Twilight was the demons. 3 YEARS LATER Now Twilite is 17 and she has cut herself so much times that she is no more blood and she is been dead. Pinkei Pee died from being cutting by Twilite Sporkel so she has to be dead with know that her friend is being the bads. Renbou Dash did spiraling of sky moves and fell to place with cold stuff. Rayrite made the so much dress that she is cutie mark of sad thing. Appluljeck made the gothic but she so much goth that she can't be goth and silly one. Lastly, Shutterfly is photo sharing service so no apple fritter. They have kids and the kids children. Children are happy so they not goth and now the gothic has be over. So there will now be no more cut the selves and that's why there is the zombies that don't there anymore. Equestria's technology developed so much that the children virtual cut the selves because she goth and the parents be sad but dead so nothing can do.
Chapter 4: The Children LegacyView OnlineTwilite Sporkel and the Adventures of Magic LandChapter 4: The Children LegacyThe children were Twilite Jr, Pinkei Jr, etc I don't want to type all of that shit Pinkei Jr said, "Hey let's party and have fun" But Renbou Jr said "No we can't have fun because our parents are dead so we have to keep being sad." Pinkei Jr stuck up her middle finger at Renbou, defying all logic. Twilite Jr was determined to find the Elements of Shittiness because they seemed to be important for some reason. She wasn't really able to pay attention to anything for more than 5 seconds because she was on speed. Rayrite Jr had to make the dresses like her parent so she could be #1 but she wasn't Japanese so she was unable to apply for the job. Renbou Jr did some tricks in the air and then her ego became 20% more inflated. Pinkei Jr then broke the 4th wall by saying "Wow this chapter is awful why is the author even publishing this" So the author grabbed Pinkei Jr and squeezed her until she said "camels". That'll fuckin' teach her to insult my beautiful literature. And that was the end because no more writing. PLS COMMENT OK THANK
