A Rainbow of Pink

Chapter 3: You Can't Tell Anypony!

"What do you mean, you saw everything?" I said trying to appear cool and collected but on the inside alarm bells were screaming DANGER!

"You and Rainbow Dash..." Twilight replied blushing and scraping her hoof along the floor.

"What about me and Dash?" I asked through gritted teeth.

"Oh come off it Pie, I'm a bucking Princess! I think I know when two ponies are together." She replied using language I'd never heard her use.

"SHH!" I clapped a hoof over her loud mouth and used my other hoof to hit MYSELF in the head, "Fine, 'Your Majesty'. I'll tell you the whole story." I said my high voice dripping with sarcasm in an unPinkie like style.

After I'd told her everything  Princess Twilight looked slightly shocked. "As shocking as this is, I have read about Mare friendly relationships. They are actually more common than you think. Due to the fact that it is more likely for a mare to give birth to another mare rather than a colt. So on average there are more mares than colts, so not everypony gets their own colt. Therefore a few ponies resort to other mares. But the thing about you two is Dash and YOU Pinkie Pie are so beautiful that you could have any colt you wanted. But you still like one another. But clearly Dash has-" She paused to examine my sad expression, "- erm chosen another... Erm.... Path" She concluded looking relieved that I wasn't in floods of tears crying out Rainbow's name.

My normally curly hair de-frizzed and became I my alter ego, a straight haired, sad and slightly psychotic pony with a severe attitudinal problem. "Twilight... Please help me... I need you... I NEED Rainbow Dash..." I begged and burst into tears.

"Ok then." She said smiling as though it was totally normal.

"Ok? What in the hoof do you mean by 'OK'?!!" I cried angrily through my tears.

Twilight winked "I mean, Sure I'll help you. For 3 reasons; 1) I'm a princess and helping ponies is my job. 2) I have to help you as I wrote a letter to Princess Celestia about helping other ponies. Finally 3) You're my best friend and I'll always help you because I know you will ALWAYS help me."

My hair burst into curls as a smile escaped my lips! I giggled and did a hoof stand, "Did I tell you Twilight, I really like purple ponies, they're always so sweet and nice! Hehe! So what are we going to do?" I asked giggling with Nervousitement!

"Wellll..."

Early the next morning I woke up to the sound of Twilight screaming. "Oh my Celestia! Princess, are you alright?!!" I flipped on my ninja pinkie and creeped along the floor.

A hoof kicked me in the tail and I jumped screaming "Hoyah!"As I karate chopped the air.

"Umm, Pinkie Pie?" I was only screaming because I found what we need." Twilight said sighing. Last night Twilight and I had been searching through all the newspapers of Equestria Daily looking for something that would allow us to break up Soarin and Dash. We didn't want to break them up unless we had a good reason to. "This Equestria Daily is dated a month ago. Well look!" I looked, It was a photograph of Soarin kissing a green mare, headlined WHO IS THIS MYSTERY MARE? "It's dated 2 weeks ago, and according to you Rainbow started dating Soarin a month ago!" Twilight exclaimed beaming. "This could just be one of his relatives Twi. This doesn't mean anything." I said sighing "I know Pinkie that's what I thought so I thought I would err... Double check." She said smiling wryly. "Ahaha naughty Princess Sparkle!" I said winking. "What sort dark magic you use?" She winked back at me "Well it isn't 'dark' just a sorta Only For Princesses locator spell." She blushed. I don't know why she was breaking all the rules for me, I mean we're Close friends but she must really want to help me because all of this is not Twilight's style.

"Okay, so her name is Emerald Rose and she is noble pony from Trottingham, she is a Unicorn with popularity and riches beyond your wildest dreams." Twilight explained slowly so my Pinkie brain could comprehend and remember the information she was giving me. Well that's what she said anyway so I think it means: If Twilight talk slooooow Pinkie will get it! I slipped on my detective hat and popped my bubble pipe in my mouth (I just carry them everywhere!!!) "Well I'd say Emerald Rose should pay us a visit... Wait no... We should pay her a Visit, no I mean we should errr-" Twilight took the hat off my head and slipped it on her own. "Well I'd say its about time we pay Miss Emerald Rose a litttttle visit."  Twilight said like a Proper real life detectivy pony!!! I giggled and she had I drag to the train station while I was in fits of giggles. As we galloped on to the train and looked out, I looked at Twilight with a triumphant smile and took her hoof in mine. She positively glowed at my touch, that was unlike her, she normally doesn't like other ponies touching her. "Let's. Do. This!" I cried as the train began to chug towards Trottingham and a future with Rainbow Dash!