A Rainbow of Pink

Chapter 4: We'd like to ask you a few questions.

Twilight was beginning to weird me out, she took any opportunity she could to touch me. I bought a book on the train for her to read to pass the time and I thought she had a panic attack she smiled sooo much. She didn't even read it she seemed to only want to talk to me. So I started reading one my magazines feeling slightly freaked and she still didn't read she just stared at me. When I asked if she was alright she went bright red and said a polite yes. By the time we arrived I was too excited about possibly getting Rainbow Dash to love me again too notice Princess Twilight's weird antics.

We found Emerald's mansion eventually, it took a long time because every pony was bowing at Twilight's hooves. I said something to Twilight while a whole crowd was bowing, it was something like "C'mon Twi, save your Royal buck until after we talk to Emerald!" and some random colt hit me over the head with his hoof and shouted "How dare you speak to the Princess like that you pink bitch!!!" I was about to whack him one when Twilight had jumped in front of me and screamed "How ruddy dare you. This pony happens to be one of my best friends." The colt had gone bright red but Twilight carried on "This happens to be one of the 6 ponies who wielded the elements of harmony saved Equestria from Sombre, Discord, Nightmare Moon and Chrysalis. So if you want to call her a bitch I swear to Celstia's name I will throw you in the caves beneath Canterlot. Now apologise. Comprendes? " The colt was crying and everypony around looked terrified, he nodded and said a meek sorry to me I blushed and said it was alright. Twilight began to trot away with me at her hooves but then she stopped turned and looked at the colt, who cowered "Oh and FYI, Pink is a beautiful colour." She had winked at me and then we had galloped off to find Emerald's.

"I can't believe I did that, Princess Celestia is going to be so very angry." Twilight said anxious. We were stood outside the door of Emerald Rose's Mansion. "She won't you were just standing up for your friends. You weren't being aggressive you were just being assertive. But anyway we have to focus on the task at hand and that is talking to Emerald about Soarin and Dashie." I knocked hard on the door and waited. I heard the clopping of hooves and sorted out my hair. Then glanced at Twilight and brohoofed. A click of a lock and the door swung open to the most beautiful pony I'd ever seen (well apart from Rainbow Dash) "Oh my Celestia! You're, you're Princess Twilight Sparkle! Do come in Princess and-" Her beautiful silver eyes scanned me "Your charming friend" Emerald said smiling sincerely. She guided us inside and as down on a turquoise sofa "Come sit, sit."

We politely sat down on the comfortable sofa and admired her beautiful green and blue home. "Would you two fine mares care for a drink? Mystery? Oh Mystery?!!" She called down the hallway. A handsome brooding Colt with pitch black colouring and Bright blue eyes trotted into the hallway wearing a white bow tie and blue suit. Twilight's eyes popped out of her skull and she practically drooled. His eyes scanned the room and fell upon me. "Yes my Queen" He said gruffly, eyes still fixed on me. I giggled inwardly at his butler costume. Why was he staring at me? "Go fetch these fine Mares some champagne they must be parched!" "Indeed my Queen," As he trotted out of the room. "Why does he call you his Queen?" I asked curiously. "Well, I am the 'queen of my household' so all my 'subjects' call me so. You see ever since I was a filly I've wanted to be a Princess like you Twilight. So I guess I'm just chasing a dream my servants know that they are practically my friends. Calling me their Queen is sort of a private joke." Emerald giggled. "Now to what, do I owe this pleasure then?" She asked smiling sweetly. Twilight who was still staring at the empty space where Mystery stood turned her attention back to Emerald. "Well Miss Rose we'd like to ask you a few questions."

"Do you know who the WonderBolts are?" I asked, "Why yes I course, they are the best flyers in all of Equestria!" She smiled and raised an eyebrow as if to say that she wasn't  stupid. "In fact my coltfriend is in the WonderBolts. He's very famous you know!" Yes, yes yes! Rainbow Dash was MINE. Twilight remained cool and collected while I grinned like a filly! "Really? What's his name?" Twilight quizzed. "His name is Soarin, perhaps you've heard of-" "YES!!!!!!" I back flipped off the sofa started singing my special smile song! "Pinkie!" Twilight hissed. "Oh sorry..." I muttered and hopped onto the sofa to face a very confused looking unicorn. Twilight blushed "Sorry about Pinkie, she gets over excited... I hate to tell you this Emerald Rose but you aren't the only marefriend Soarin has...." "Wait... what?!!" And with that Emerald fainted.