Ponystuck

Your name is TWILIGHT SPARKLE. Today is your BIRTHDAY, as stated before. Plenty of BOOKS for intelligent UNICORNS much like YOURSELF are scattered throughout the room, showing your interests. You tend to like TERRIBLE BOOKS, like Daring Do, shitty kid chapter books, and the most disgraceful book, TWILIGHT, along with it's three brethren, three unnecessary sequels. You tend to fantasize about being caught in a love triangle with a CHANGELING and a TIMBER WOLF, although you'd never tell your friends. Your best skill is MAGIC, and you love to write STORIES which you send to your teacher, the ruler of the country, PRINCESS CELESTIA. You are pretty sure she has a fetish for these badly written stories, which is why she never taught you any better writing.

What will you do now?