Grand Theft Pony: San Equestrias

Las Pegasus, San Equestrias

A yellow pegasus by the name of Fluttershy was coming out of the Fort Horson Medical Center. She was once the assistant of the big-time crime lord in Spice City, Discord. It has been several years since then and she fell to drug addiction. She received treatment that lasted six months. She was finally clean and ready to rebuild her life.

"I don't need a bump. I don't! Coke is for the weak and I'm strong! Winners win and losers hit the rails. I'm in control," she said as she sat on the curb, "I really need a job. I'm clean, cleaner than a new toilet seat. Hahahaha...I could use a ride. *sigh* this sucks,"

Los Ponies, San Equestrias

Back in Los Ponies, C.R.A.S.H. was on break at the local donut shop. Gilda was outside handling business on her cell phone.

"Listen to me, dweeb. I don't give a buck about you, I don't give a buck about your principles, I don't give a buck about your friends. Ponies who get in my way get bucked with. Now, you got paid. You took the money," said Gilda. Trixie just came out of the donut shop with her mouth stuffed.

"I'm trying to set you up for life here, twerp, and you're no use to me at all. Maybe I should kill you instead?" said Gilda. She then turned to Trixie, "Trixie, organize a hit squad,"

"Not a problem," said Trixie. Gilda then returned to her phone conversation.

"You hear that? You feelin' me here? You're about to wake up with your head fifty feet away from your body. Do what we agreed. Oh you think you can put one over on me? Do you? I didn't think so. So do it! This week!" said Gilda as she hung up the phone.

"Everything all right, pal?" said Trixie.

"Pal? I'm your superior officer and don't you forget that shit you dweeb! But yeah, everything's all right." said Gilda.

"So is he gonna do it?" said Trixie.

"Didn't I say everything was all right? said Gilda. She was getting annoyed at Trixie's constant comments.

"So are we gonna get the new kid?" said Trixie.

"Yeah. Let's initiate the little twerp into the force, " said Gilda. They get into the patrol car and drive away.

Back In Las Pegasus, Fluttershy got to a payphone and made a call. She thought that maybe her old associate would help her get a job.

"Ah, yes. Discord, please. Tell him Fluttershy called. Fluttershy. You haven't heard of me? Who are you? Fluttershy. Flu-tter-shy! Oh! really? You told him I called? Look, I made that ingrate, and now he won't take my calls? Just put him on the phone right now! Hello? Hello? Damn!" said Fluttershy. She put the phone away, boiling with anger that Discord didn't want to take her call.

Meanwhile, Flash Sentry made sure to fulfill his end of the bargain. He had to get rid of the stallion running the casino. It was something that he didn't want to do but it was the only way to get Filthy Rich to lend them the money. They met up to discuss the proposition they had a few days ago.

"So, we got a vacancy. We kept our end of the bargain," said Flash Sentry.

"Then I guess we're on. You want something to drink?" said Filthy Rich.

"No, no I'm good, thank you. So who's gonna run this casino for us?" said Flash Sentry.

"Hey we're gonna need a real idiot. A pony we can all push around. There's this pegasus, used to work for Foalelli's down in Spice City. I heard she's looking for a job. Just got out of rehab or something," said Filthy Rich.

"Yeah, that'll work," said Flash Sentry.

"I'll make a call," said Filthy Rich.

"Great," said Flash Sentry.

"Hey..." said Filthy Rich. They both shook hands in agreement, "Don't buck this up, kid,"

In Los Ponies, Gilda and Trixie were in their patrol car. They were waiting for the new recruit. Soon, an orange pony with a red mane walked up to them. Trixie already knew who she was: Sunset Shimmer.

"So you're the new kid?" said Trixie.

"Yeah, been working on the streets for three years though, and I realize there is only one kind of crime in Los Ponies... Gang crime. That's why I joined CRASH," said Sunset Shimmer.

"Get in the car, kid," said Trixie. Sunset took a seat in the back while Trixie drove the car. Sunset then started to talk about her experience as a police officer.

"I was called in on this domestic dispute case once. You got this young kid, okay? Can't be more than twenty years old, beating up his wife. So I figure, easy, right? No stallion hits a mare. Well, it turns out this mare spends all day freebasing and nearly let their filly starve to death. All right, so what do I do? I could take this guy in, and leave a little filly with a drug addict mother, or I let a guy off with beating up his wife. I mean, it's difficult out there," said Sunset Shimmer.

"Domestic violence?" said Gilda with a faked sense of enthusiasm.

"Yeah, serious stuff," said Sunset Shimmer.

"Yeah, I'm sure it is. Trixie, pull over," said Gilda. Trixie pulled over the the car and Gilda turned to face Sunset Shimmer in the backseat.

"Well, I deal with drug dealers, gang bangers and psychotics, all of them chasing after a lot of money, none of them scared to kill me, you, or all our families, if they think it will help them. Now this is a bit more serious than a domestic dispute, dweeb," said Gilda.

"I didn't mean anything by it. I was just-," said Sunset Shimmer before being interrupted by Gilda.

"I'm not really interested in what you meant to say. See what you said was you found a mare on drugs a difficult situation. Now, how in tartarus am I supposed to trust you if you're so easily confused?" said Gilda.

"Look, I'm a good cop," said Sunset Shimmer.

"This ain't about being a good cop, twerp," said Gilda.

"It's about taking control of the streets from the bucking savages who've got it now!" said Trixie.

"I know!" said Sunset Shimmer.

"Then you'll do what it takes?" said Gilda.

"Yeah, whatever it takes!" said Sunset Shimmer.

"Cuz this is a game of percentages, 24/7, 365. We're just trying to scew as many bad ponies as we can," said Gilda.

"Yeah, I know," said Sunset Shimmer.

"That means letting some bad guys get away with things," said Gilda.

"And sometimes it means doing shit that you're not proud of, because you're strong enough and smart enough to understand the bigger picture," said Trixie.

"Look, I know," said Sunset Shimmer. Gilda didn't want hear her anymore.

"You don't know shit. Get the buck out of the car," said Gilda. After saying this, Sunset gets out and Trixie drove the car away.