Grand Theft Pony: San Equestrias

Saddleford, Ergland

Vinyl Scratch was in the best mood she has been for months. She recently made a breakthrough in the music industry and was ready to make the next big step.She was in her recording studio when she made the announcement.

"I got the signature! I am now the proud and legal manager of The Gurning Ponies," she says as she turns to Lucky Clover, "You're mine, Lucky, you're mine. Fifty grand it cost me to buy you out of your contract. You're like a race horse or a lottery ticket. Guaranteed killing,"

"Bucking great, kiddo. Give us a hug!" said Lucky Clover.

"Come here!" said Vinyl Scratch as they both hugged each other.

"I love you, lass. I love you. I've never felt like this before," said Lucky Clover as he hugged Vinyl even harder.

"Fantastic. A bit of emotion never hurt anyone," she said. Vinyl was getting uncomfortable with Lucky hugging her, "Ok let me go now. You're sweating," Lucky lets go and begins to talk about a random topic.

"Wow! These doves are blinding. I'm rushing me cock off!" said Lucky.

"How many have you done, then?" asked Vinyl.

"Nineteen. Come on! Give it some! You got any B, DJ?" said Lucky. Vinyl understood what he was saying and was quite disgusted.

"No!" said Vinyl. Lucky just walked off to the other side of the room, "Fifty grand for this northern prick," said Vinyl in sheer disappointment.

"Equestria! Equestria! Equestria! I can't bucking wait!" yelled Lucky Clover. The Gurning Ponies were ready for their tour to Equestria with the help of Vinyl Scratch.

Las Pegasus, San Equestrias

Fluttershy got hired by Flash Sentry to help run the casino. Little did she know that she was just a scapegoat to be pushed around when problems would happen. But she wasn't worrying about that. In fact, she was glad she got a job. As she was contemplating in the casino's office room, Filthy Rich storms inside with his bodyguard.

"Are you enjoying yourself, huh?" said Filthy Rich in an angry tone.

"No! I was just you know, setting things up," said Fluttershy.

"So this is the way it is. You're sitting here already, having a good time. Me, five million bits in the hole to the Sentrys and you're not doing a thing about it? Huh?" said Filthy Rich.

"No, not at all. I spoke with Flash. He explained everything," said Fluttershy.

"Oh, you spoke with Flash?" said Filthy Rich.

"Yeah, he came by...," said Fluttershy before being interrupted by Filthy Rich.

"You spoke with him, huh?" he asked.

"Yeah!" said Fluttershy.

"Did you suck his dick as well, you little bucking rat? You're mine, not his! I got a good mind to end this here and now," said Filthy Rich.

"Come on, sir! I thought that was the job," said Fluttershy in desperation.

"Ohhh, you thought that was the job?" said Filthy Rich. He then turns to his bodyguard, "Get the door," He pulls out a gun and grabs Fluttershy, aiming it at her head.

"I'm the job! Me and my money. And I want it back, and I want it back fast. Flash fucking Sentry even so much as blinks at you, I want to hear about it. You find a way to get me my money and fast. Understood?" said Filthy Rich.

"Yes! Yes! Understood!" said Fluttershy with her eyes closed. Filthy Rich put his gun away.

"And cheer up. Have some fun around here. This is supposed to be a casino, not a library. For Luna's sake, I've had more fun taking a crap than I've had here. Come on, go get me a drink," said Filthy Rich. As soon as Fluttershy got up, Filthy Rich gave her a remark, "Smile, schmuck!"

Los Ponies, San Equestiras

Gilda and Trixie were kicking a former colleague of theirs, Officer Redberry. Gilda knew that Redberry was going to report them to higher ups. She and Trixie made sure that he would never tell anyone. They beat him up by the side of an abandoned railroad.

"Who  you gonna tell now?" yelled Trixie.

"Trixie, chill out," said Gilda as she stopped Trixie from kicking Redberry.

"The prick is still breathing," said Trixe.

"That's good. Sunset Shimmer, finish him off," said Gilda as she offers Sunset a gun.

"Come on. Please. Don't make me do this!" said Sunset Shimmer.

"Say what?" said Gilda.

"I...can't," said Sunset Shimmer.

"Hey, I thought you understood," said Gilda.

"He's a bucking cop, you maniac!" said Sunset Shimmer.

"Not anymore he isn't," said Trixie.

"We went over this. It's about percentages," said Gilda

"I know!" said Sunset Shimmer.

"So who's side are you on, his or mine?" asked Gilda

"Yours, Gilda! Yours!" said Sunset Shimmer.

"Then be a bucking pony. You kill him, or I kill you," said Gilda in a threatening voice. Sunset takes the gun but is reluctant to shoot.

"Come on, do it! Pull the trigger!" said Trixie. Sunset Shimmer sees no way around it. She pulls the trigger and kills Redberry.

Later in another part of Los Ponies, a Bales car infiltrated Apple Street and started a drive by. They aimed at the Apple house, hoping to kill Big Mac. Luckily some ASF member drove out the bales out of the street. But that was only the good news. Big Mac rushes into the house.

"No! Oh shit!" he said. Unfortunately in the drive by, Granny Smith was shot and ended up dead.

"Oh Granny! Granny! No! No! No!" said Applebloom as she also tried to go in the house. Big Mac stopped her from going inside.

"Come on, Applebloom! Granny!" said Big Mac.

A few minutes after the incident, Applebloom was still crying while Big Macintosh made a call on his phone.

"AJ, it's your brother," said Big Macintosh. Applejack answered on the other end.

"Okay. What do you want?" said Applejack.

"I think you better come home. It's about Granny. She's dead, sis." said Big Macintosh.

Applejack just couldn't believe it. Another one of her family getting killed. She was saddened. There was only one thing left to do. She had to go back to San Equestrias. She made arrangements and got herself an airplane ticket en route to Los Ponies. It was time to go home.