Dear Princess Celestia,

I’m having a blast here at Ponyville. Though I’m merely visiting, it’s as if I had never left at all. For the most part, everything’s stayed the same. The girls are still doing what they do best and that’s making the most out of everyday. I can honestly say that the adventures we go on together are still insane, but a lot of fun at the same time. I’m getting these feelings of nostalgia which kind of makes me tear up at the fact that I’ll have to leave them all again soon, but I understand that now that I’m a princess, I have duties to you and Canterlot. However, it's not all rainbows and sunshine. Remember earlier, when I said that everything’s stayed the same ‘for the most part’? Well there have been some recent developments here...

...mainly, two rather vulgar ponies moved into Ponyville.

A fic which makes no apologies.

A fic that adds nothing to this community.

A fic that very well shouldn't have ever existed.

WELL IT DOES! YOU'RE WELCOME!