Tom Hanks in Equestria

So a horse with Tom Hanks' face was doing cartwheels down the street, right. And Pinkie Pie comes up and she said "Sup dawg!!!" and Tom said "Hey!!!" then they moon walked down the road to Sugercube Corner and then Pinkie Pie said "Oh no! Rainbow dash is over there and shes not moving. We should go and see whats up." "Aight" said Tom smoking twelve cigarettes all at one time in 12 seconds.

To their astonishment, Rainbow Dash had had an aneurysm because she was trying to turn super saiyan and died. "Gosh, Rainbow sure does look tasty. What do you think Tom Hanks from the movie Big?"

"I want to bake her into somthing sweet." said the Tominator

"Thats a great idea Tom Hanks from Cast Away. What do you want to bake her into?"

"Cupcakes."

"FUCK CUPCAKES!!! Those things make me want to kill orphans. We'll make her into banana bread!"

So then Pinkie Pie and Tomzilla waked to Sugercube Corner and made Rainbow Dash flavored banana bread. And then this one dude named Twilight Sprinkle or some shit walked up and was all like "Is that Rainbow Dash banana bread. I fucking LOOOOOOVE that shit." Twilight Sparnkle was so happy she stuck her horn into Tom's leg, but he was totally cool with it. Then thay all went to the library and Twilight Srankle started making out with Pinkie Pie because she wanted to, and Tom Hanks from that one movie where those toys talk and move around and stuff started playing Assassins Creed. He was getting really pissed off (because that game will fuck you and it cheats) and then he saw a horse in the game and started humping the screen and put a hole through it.

Later on that day a random pony walked in the libaray and was all like "Hey, my name is Rob nice to meet y-" He couldn't finish the greeting because Tom Hanks stabbed him in the knee and raped him. After Tom Hanks from the movie Saving Private Ryan stopped raping him Rartity came over, shat down his throat, and took the fucking piece of whore's anus back to the Carousel Boutique where she raped him with Sweetie Belle's horn. He later died, but was brought back by Rartity's revival spell. She repeated that process for 1,000,000,000,000 years.

So Tom and Pinkie Pie and that bitch Twilight walked over to Sweet Apple Acres where Twilight used her magic to disintegrate all the trees and then force fed all the ash from the now disintegrated trees down Applejack's throat. Then Tom Hanks from The Green Mile punched Applejack in the face repeatedly until she died from getting punched in the face repeatedly. They raped the dead body and burned it.

Tom Hanks from You've Got Mail was getting bored, so he walked up to Berry Punch and preformed lazer eye surgery on her just for the fuck of it. He then did 5000 shots of whiskey, got really drunk and made out with Big Macintosh. He started giving Big Mac a blowjob and was surprised by how small his penis was. Tom was super pissed off because he contracted the herps, but he was much better after he spread them to Mr. Cake.

This had been a long day for Tom. He was all tuckered out, so he murdered Snips and Snails, because they are both pieces of shit, and he went to bed. Then he got woken up by Gilda. He drowned her in a bathtub.

Tom Hanks from The Money Pit walked down the street singing "Mother" by Danzig at the top of his lungs when he saw Carrot Top eating fine china on the roof of a house. This made Tom so confused that he started eating Carrot Top's legs. They were very good. Then out of nowhere Tom Hanks from the movie The Polar Express  had the urge to go to see a movie, so he went to the movie theater and saw The Vow. He started crying so hard that everypony just started masturbating. Tom was so confused by this that he started eating all their legs.

Twilight Spackle and Pinkie Pie where humpin' when Tom Hanks from Dragnet got back to the library looking very sad. Twilight had a glorious orgasm and then did backflips over to where Tom was and asked in a Brooklyn accent "What da fucks amatta wich you?"

"I ate too many legs today and now my tummy hurts." cried Tom Hanks from Philadelphia.

"I told you not to eat too many legs. You need to be more careful next time." said Twilight in a Morgan Freeman voice.

"Hey Twi."

"Yes?"

"Wanna do it?"

"Sure, we'll do it all night long till your penis falls off and explodes."

"Can I join in!?" Said Spitfire, Braeburn, Octavia, Pipsqueak,  Fleur de Lis, Zecora, Soarin, Little Strongheart, Angel, Tank, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Gummy, and Pound Cake all in perfect unison.

"Sure!" said Twilight Spankle

They all had sex with Tom Hanks from The Da Vinci Code at the same time. They did it so hard that Tom puked half digested legs all over the place. Sweetie Belle was then forcibly shoved deep inside Tom's anal cavity. "OOOOOooooOOOOOOooOOoO!" said Tom. Tom then started listening to Ke$ha for no reason and yelling at the top of his lungs "I know how long your dick is Leonardo DiCaprio, so stop pooping in my shoes!".

"I'm going to eat a Swiffer duster." said Pinkie Pie and then she ate a Swiffer duster. She then took a knife and lodged it deep inside of her stomach, pulled out her overies, pulled out her eyeballs, and put her eyeballs where her overies were and her overies in her eye sockets. She then proceeded to dance around and scream "Im Keanu Reeves! Put me inside of you!"

After everypony left, twilight tucked Tom into bed and gave him a goodnight hug and kiss, peed on his face, and blew up.

THE END