Tom Hanks in Equestria

Halos. That's all he could see. Just small white halos. Getting bigger, brighter, more defined, then... crying. Who was crying, why, where? Where am... an itch, a very annoying itch. BEEP! What was that? Beep...Beep...Beep! That damn itch sucks! Wait a minute...no fucking way.

"Doctor! Doctor! I think he's waking up!"

Tom regains full consciousness instantly. Sees his wife and a doctor walking over from a hallway. He looks around the room. He's in a bright glowing white hospital room, balloons on one side of his hard uncomfortable bed and postcards in the windowsill on the other.

"Well, well, it seems he has. How are you feeling Mr. Han...".

Tom jumps out of the bed and picks up the doctor by his neck and hurls him out of the window.

"Love you, baby." He says to his wife. Tom jumps out the window.

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Tom is falling in slow motion. He sees visions of different things he has done in Ponyville. He feels a great deal of remorse for the things he has done to his fellow ponies and vows to never hurt another pony again. A bird then flies into Tom's head and Tom forgets his previous thought. He slams into the ground really fucking hard.

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Tom Hanks from the movie Batman Returns is so fucking thirsty, so he walks over to that bitch Tigglewiggle's  tree and I don't even know why Im still writing this. I don't have fun doing it and nobody really cares so what's the point. It's stupid anyway so whay did I start in the first place? I can't think of anything new to happen to Tom. Is this how it feels when a story dies? Well, it's been fun anyway. I started this thing thinking "OMG tis is da dumist ida 4 a bok lol" and I was also very bored. But then I got views and comments and they made me feel great. Now I have over one thousand views! To bad nobody is going to read this, lol. I'm going to cut to the chase. I'm done writing.