Funny Water is funny

Releasing the heat, or at least attempting to do so

The sun was slowly rising over the mountains behind the wonderful castle of Canterlot and the first ray of light shining through the window landed on Twilight’s sleepy face. She got up and inspected her surroundings searching for her everyday companion and assistant, but he was nowhere to be found.

“Spike where are you?” she asked without even bothering if she got an answer or not. To be honest she just wanted to find out if her little friend had actually worried about her. Not willing to get up and check where the little guy was she just plumped back into her pillow. A strange feeling started to overwhelm her as she realized she did not need any blankets at all, since she was starting to warm up more and more every second she spent thinking about Spike. She couldn’t help but try to find out why she was gradually getting hotter, so much hotter that her mane was coat was getting all wet from her sweat and she started feeling hotter and hotter in her nether regions.

Somehow this feeling was familiar to her but she couldn’t quite put her hoof on it. Was it the aftermath of her hangover or maybe she had just consumed too much sugar? She made a mental note to later ask Pinkie Pie if this growing feeling was an immediate result of too high sugar consumption. If someone was supposed to know the effect of an excessive dose of sugar, that special someone was the ever-giggling pink mare who knew all about parties, sweets and everything enjoyable in life.

“But wait, I remember feeling a similar body reaction when I was back in Canterlot. Oh yes it was when Princess Celestia invited me to her special pool-party. Strangely there were no people invited but me and some strange stallions who kept telling me they’d do whatever I wanted. Whenever I told them I didn’t know what they meant, Celestia would just giggle and tell me how innocent I actually am. At some moment she sneaked up behind me and rubbed my flank. For some reason it was quite enjoyable … even exciting, but when suddenly my body temperature rose extremely fast I just lost it and ran away.”
Remembering this evening did not help her with her problem since thinking about it just caused her to become even hotter and hotter. Deciding to fight fire with water as it’s meant to be she just went into the bathroom and entered her shower. After turning on the water she just let the cold stream massage her body in order to relax herself and finally get rid of this uncomfortable heat.

After five minutes of immobility she picked up her shampoo and started rubbing it all over her body.
Starting with her head, she then moved on over to her torso and finally down to her more intimate parts. She always cleaned herself well around there since her mother (and Celestia who insisted on helping her out when they showered together) told her it’s always necessary to thoroughly scrub these areas. And so she lowered her hoof and started rubbing.

The reaction did not wait as she suddenly felt a feeling she had not felt since she had had her magical outburst the same day she got her Cutie Mark. Touching her very special place caused some nearly electrical pulsations to travel down her spine as she let out a very loud gasp followed by her tripping over her own legs and falling down inside the shower.
Approximately fifteen seconds later Spike burst into the bathroom panting as if he’d just run a marathon.
“Every…thing alright Twi…light ? he asked in-between heavy breathing

Quite embarrassed about this situation and not really willing to tell Spike about her current … problem she just answered: “Yes yes Spike you can leave now, I ehrm just slipped over the slippery ground and well I’m not injured soo would you mind letting me finish taking my shower ?”

“Uhm sure Twi. Anyhow be careful because I’m going to clean up the library and I might not hear you if you fall again. Somepony seems to have made a hell of a mess down there and it seems like our funny fellow also found it very funny to pee all over the carpet.”

“Hehe, well you know Spike there is always somepony disturbed enough to break into other people’s houses and mess up their home. Even in quiet little Ponyville you’re not safe from a madman but now please get out of here, I need some privacy if you don’t mind.”

Spike left the room grumbling a random curse against mares and strange ponies who like to pee on somepony’s carpet. After the little dragon had left the room, Twilight stood up and finished showering herself. After she had turned of the shower Twilight grabbed a towel and scrubbed herself dry. She left the room and made her way downstairs in order to get herself a good breakfast but no matter how hard she focused on her rumbling stomach, she just couldn’t get that strange feeling out of her head. Why did it feel so good to simply wash herself down there? She had done it more than a thousand times and never experienced such a strange reaction. What was different and why couldn’t she get her eyes of Spike’s rump while the little guy was forcefully scrubbing her pee out of the carpet, but of course he didn’t know it was her who had done this in her drunken state.

After she had eaten a nice daisy sandwich, Twilight trotted next to Spike and helped him clean up her own mess but she just couldn’t bring it over herself to ignore the question which was constantly coming up in her mind so she decided to just ask Spike:

“Say Spike there’s something which has been bothering me and uh well I … um … you know … wanted … “
“What’s the matter ? Did you bump your head so hard you can’t talk properly anymore ?” he responded with a grin but his grin quickly faded and turned into a worried face as he saw the way Twilight was now looking at him. She seemed a bit confused but the strangest thing were her eyes. They were half-closed and the pupils were nearly completely dilated.
“Are you alright Twilight? You haven’t had this look in your eyes since you came back from Princess Celestia’s pool-party back in the days where we were sill still living in Canterlot.”

But the reply came in an actually extremely calm voice:
“Well to be honest Spike, I’ve been wanting to ask you, have you ever had a sudden urge to … touch yourself because you thought it might make you feel good ?”

“Uhm well yes Twilight, I like massaging my feet after a long walk or when …”
“That’s not what I meant you silly boy!” But with every passing second she asked herself if she was not being silly herself. “I meant touching yourself on spots which are more … private.”

At first the little dragon was shocked and utterly unable to realize what he was actually hearing. The older and way smarter Twilight Sparkle was asking him about something as natural as pleasuring yourself.

“Uhm well duh, I usually do it every time I come back from Rarity’s place after I helped her out with her work.”
“And why do you do it?” she asked away now nearly trembling as she eagerly awaited the little dragon’s response.
“Well because it feels good and I imagine myself doing these naughty things with Rarity since I can’t really muster enough courage to actually ask her if she wants to have some fun with me.”

Spike did not like where this conversation was going and suddenly he was imagining himself actually giving Twilight “the talk”.