Funny Water is funny

by Varyan

Releasing the heat, or atleast attempting to do so part 2

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Releasing the heat, or atleast attempting to do so part 2

"Well Spike, up until now I've always been the one teaching you new stuff but right here right now it seems like you know more than I do and honestly I am eager for you to ... teach me."

Now Spike was actually downright creeped out. Twilight had always been like a big sister for him even though they were not directly related. The way she was talking was not very comforting and for a second he was actually imagining himself doing all he ever wanted to do with Twilight instead of his eternal love, Rarity.

"Uhm Twilight, I don't think this is such a good idea. First of all you're family and ehrm well I don't feel really comforttable with it.
Besides you're a girl and i'm a boy so I don't even really know how it's supposed to work out for you."

"Ooh little Spikey-Wikey, that's not a problem at all. After all we've done alot of experiments in the past. Consider this a new one where we both get to learn something very ... entertaining"

No matter how much he tried to control himself, Spike could not resist two factors. Firstly Twilight's extremely sensual voice, and secondly the way she was actually looking at him. His body did not hold itself back as his member now slid out from between his legs and started to grow bigger and bigger in a matter of a few seconds.

Intrigued by what was now appearing in front of her eyes, the lavender mare took a step closer and carefully inspected the now fully erect fleshy rod pointing towards her.

"Interesting, I've always thought that unlike stallions you did not have this ... wiener. Seems like I've just been proven wrong"

"Well how did you expect me to pee or reproduce myself ...."

Spike just realized what he had said and he just knew Twilight would not let his remark go unnoticed.

"Now we're finally getting somewhere. So according to you, your ehm thingie is necessary for repro...duction right. And what exactly is this reproduction you're talking about."

Facepalm, that's all that Spike could do at this very moment for he could honestly not believe how pathetic this situation was.
Twilight actually did not know where foals came from. Anyone not part of the Equestrian Universe would find this a rather funny than awkward situation but Spike just sighed in annoyance, sat down (desperatly trying to bring down his pulsing member ) and started talking in a quite monotone voice.

"Well you see Twilight, ah Celestia dammit, I don't even know how to start ... Okay, what have you ever known about where foals come from ?"

Now quite enthousiastic the innocent mare replied: "Well my parents once told me baby fillies and baby colts are brought to the nursery inside the hospital when their parents want one. They also said a stork sent out by Celestia herself would bring the little foal to the parents."

"Uh huh, so basically you're sceptic enough to question Pinkie Pie's special senses but yet you did not for one second think about questionning this idea your parents implanted in your head?"

Twilight just smiled and answered: "Well they're my parents. Why would they ever lie to me ?"

Another facepalm struck Spike's face as he whispered with a voice whose tone was now more and more moving towards annoyance: "Because, the whole act of creating a foal or any other kind of baby is ... special and now regarding how innocent you seem to be I think you wouldn't have reacted well if you'd been told the truth."

After Spike had finished his sentence the purple unicorn pounced on him with an insane yell coming out of her throat.

"If there is ANY piece of information I don't know about, it is my UTMOST DUTY as a student of the great Celestia to immediatly find out anything there is to know about this subject."

The little dragon could not help but see Twilight's twitching eye and her ears flapping up and down as she spoke, a serious warning about her current mental state. He gave Twilight a sign to sit down next to him after which he explained her all there was to know about reproduction. Of course the pony's reaction did not wait long to show itself as Spike got further and further into details.

After what seemed like hours but only lasted fifteen minutes, Twilight let her rump slowly slide off the couch as her brain analyzed everything what Spike had told her in the past few minutes, but something else struck her mind.

"Waitwaitwait, what's this repoduction thing all got to do with my initial question. It seems it all takes place at the same spot of your body but ..."

She could not finish her sentence as Spike was now holding her snout shut with his hands. He gave her a serious look and answered.

"Because the act of reproduction can also serve another purpose, namely to make both partners feel good. And well when you don't have a partner or you can't find one, you can cause this pleasure to yourself by touching yourself. I don't really know why you woke up so aroused, but I'm pretty sure when you were at Princess Celestia's pool-party, your body instinctively reacted to whatever was happening around you."

"Soo the only way to remove this pressure which is lasting uppon me is to do this act of reproduction, right ?" she asked with hungry eyes.

With his dick coming out again Spike hastily answered:" You're correct, but you risk becoming pregnant and that's a risk you better not take, especially if you're not ready to raise a foal yet. I mean look how exhausted Pinkie was after babysitting the Cake's twins for only one evening."

"Oh Spike, you do know I'm not stupid and quite a fast learner. You told me only creatures from the same race can have babies together so there is an option to ... get rid of my problem without creating a new one at the same time"

As she finished talking she started looking at Spike's dragoonhood and slowly sat on the couch again and slid closer to him, as the baby dragon now did all he could to slide away from the horny filly. But as you all probably know, a couch is not infinetly long and so he arrived at the edge and fell off it. Twilight followed up and positionned herself above him, her pussy getting wetter and wetter. But she did not want to start right away. Someone as strict and organized as her would never allow herself to burn any of the steps towards lovemaking. She slowly lowered her head, her mane now obscuring both her and Spike's vision as their mouths came closer and closer.

Spike was still small and so unable to shove the taller and heavier mare away. Knowing this he pleaded:
"Listen Twi ... I'm not gonna struggle but you have to make a promise because it really matters to me."

"Shoot away Romeo" she purred, lust almost written over her face

"You must never, ever tell Rarity about this. I don't want her to know I succumbed to anypony else but her."

"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye" she swore, though without putting her hoof in her eye this time.

Satisfied with this answer, Spike slightly lifted his head and kissed Twilight slowly. He was surprised about the softness of her lips and could not help but ask himself if Rarity's lips are as soft or even softer. He quickly forgot this and intensified his kissing.

Twilight was surprised by Spike's bold action and at first she did not really realize those new feelings rushing through her head and the rest of her body. Her cheeks became hot while at the same time her mind clouded itself with thoughts about more than just the experimental part of their soon-to-be intercourse. She now really wanted to have fun and feel the pleasure. Realizing this she finally gave in and started kissing Spike back ever so furiously.
This already lasted for a few minutes but the lavender mare just couldn't get enough of it.

"Wow, if she can't get enough of a simple kiss, how's she gonna react when we do it? Is she gonna rut me until I pass out or what? Well if I have to loose consciousness, better make it happen as fast as possible." he thought iwth still locked lips

He separated his mouth from Twilight's and asked with a smile:"You know it's supposed to be even better if we open our mouths and play around with our tongues, soo how about you just let me lead the way ?"

She nodded with an enormous blush, waiting for her long-time companion to continue what they had started.
Theit lips met again, but this time they parted them and let their respective tongues out. What seemed like a small and slimy wrestling game started out between their tongues and the only noises coming from Twilight were her moans, which were getting louder and louder as they kept french-kissing.

At some point Spike started massaging Twilight's ears. The response did not wait as she moaned even louder and her pussy became even wetter. He slowly moved his hands all over her body, trying to find the most erogene zone besides her slit.
After having thouroughly touched everything there was to touch, the little dragon moved his hand down to the unicorn's nether regions and touched them.

Twilight Sparkle's body jerked up in surprise as she felt an enormous wave of pleasure surge through her body. She separated herself from Spike and gasped but coughed as she was a bit out of breath from kissing Spike.

The little guy instantly removed his hand and gave her a worried look while asking: "Is everything alright Twilight ? I didn't hurt you, did I ?"

But she put her hoof above his hand and pushed it back down to her privates and just begged with a voice you could just hear from Scootaloo begging Rainbow Dash to spend some time with her.

"Please don't stop Spike. Please, please, please, You have to keep doing it. It felt so good ..."

With a wide grin on his face Spike answered: " There is something better I could do. Just lie down on your back and let Spike show you what kind of magic he can perform with his mouth besides sending and recieving Celestia's letters."

Twilight obeyed and laid back. Not knowing what to expect but still seriously aroused she was torn between her need for satisfaction and anxiety. But as Spike gave her pussy a big lick, she totally lost it.
This feeling was better than anything she had ever felt. No matter how good Spike would've been with his fingers it wouldn't have been a match for his tongue.

As the dragon kept licking and licking between her folds he came to realize a little pink knob had appeared. This time really unaware what it was he just went for it and licked it. The following moan was so deep, Spike imagined the pony was already climaxing but as he kept licking it, he realized this was an even more sensitive spot and he just had to use this for to make her come even faster.
And so as he kept kissing and licking, Twilight moaned louder and louder, unable to bear this building feeling inside her any longer she knew something was about to happen and so she just shouted:
"More! Faster! Please don't stop! Ahhhhnn !!!

For the first time in her life, Twilight came, and Celestia be her witness, if she had known this felt so good, she would've started doing this ages ago.
Spike was quite surprised as the purple pony's fluid squirted into his face. Curious as everyone might be, he licked his face as best as he could with his tongue and tasted those sticky juices. To his surprise it didn't taste bad or even strange. It just reminded him prunes, yes prunes and he really asked himself how a pony's juices could taste like that.

Quite happy about his performance Spike also wanted his share of fun and he really hoped Twilight wasn't too exhausted to keep on going. As if she'd heard his thoughts she lifted her head and asked him.
"How about you ? Don't you want to move on to the main event so we can both have fun ? Do ...
Her next sentence was interrupted as Spike burped and in a swirl of magical flames, a scroll bearing Celestia's seal appeared out of nowhere.
They both looked at the scroll then back into eachothers eyes.

"Screw this" they both shouted as Spike jumped onto Twilight in order to move on to what they've both been expecting.

If only they had bothered to read the scroll which had been sent instead of just throwing it into a corner.
The message was short but the information was clear:

To my most faithful Student Twilight Sparkle

It's been a long time we haven't seen eachother and I would really like to see you again.
Luna left the castle for some duties in Cloudsdale and i'm feeling a bit lonely.
Is it okay if I pay you a visit in your library, one hour from now ?
In case you are busy simply send me a reply and if you're okay with it don't bother wasting a scroll and ink for this.
Hopefully we'll see eachother in an hour

Your friend Celestia of Equestria

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