Shining Armor, proud Captain of the Royal Guard, trainer of hundreds of soldiers operating under his command, loving husband of Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, and just bored with what goes on in the bedroom. Something caused his fire to die out two months ago, and the sex just wasn’t as fulfilling as he would’ve liked, despite his - and Cadence’s - increasingly interesting and dangerous kinks.

After being sent out to train a new detachment of the Guard comprised entirely of Crystal Ponies to operate under his wife’s command, however, he’d been spotting things that seemed entirely uninteresting a year prior. Perhaps, with a bothersome visit to the barracks after a long session of training, he’d find his answer?

Co-authored with KillerSteel, MidnightDancer, Lord Sunder, EricKilla, and FloydienSlip.