"Hmm," Twilight thought to herself. "A Prank War huh? well I guess I'm gonna have to bring it!" "SPIKE!" Twilight yelled.

"Gah! I'm coming Twilight!" He yelled back before running down the steps to in front of her study. "What's the matter Twilight? Did somepony get hurt? Do you need the Elements again?" He was breathing heavily from his run down the stairs.

"No Spike nothing like that. I need you to go find Rainbow Dash and bring her here."

Spike looked confused. "Uhh okay but why?"

"Just do it! I have to learn how to prank for The Immortal Prank Wars so could you PLEASE just get her?!" The purple alicorn asked.

"Okay okay! I'll be right back" Then he ran out the door to go get Rainbow.

{5 minutes later . . . . .}

Twilight heard her front door open, and turned around to see Rainbow Dash and Spike walk through the door.

"Okay Twi, what's the big rush?" The rainbow maned pegasus asked her friend. Twilight beamed at her friend.

"I need you to teach me how to prank somepony." Silence filled the room for what seemed like forever. Twilight shuffled from hoof to hoof while studying the hardwood floor. Over her, she heard her friend shake her head side to side like she was trying to wake up from a dream.

"Whoa whoa whoa, let me get this straight. YOU, the smartest pony I know, want ME to teach YOU how to prank?!" Rainbow asked gleefully. Twilight looked up and nodded her head while the cyan mare studied her up close. "WHY?" She asked

"Well Celestia invited me and Cadence to participate in The Immortal Prank War they have going on and I just realized; I don't know how to pull a prank, so I need to learn from the master." Rainbow Dash was looking suspiciously like Pinkie Pie at this moment.

"Did you just call me the master of pranking?! Ohmygosh this is like almost the best day of my life! So who are you gonna prank?" She asked Twilight.

"Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Cadence." Rainbow Dash rubbed her hooves together devilishly.

"Let the prank training BEGIN!"

{At SugarCube Corner}

Pinkie Pie stopped mid-bounce when her gravity stopped. She narrowed her eyes and frowned. "Did somepony just call somepony ELSE the master of pranking?! Hmmm . . ." with that she returned to her bouncing, all while thinking of what to do to get back at a certain somepony.

{Nightfall at Twilight's. . . . .}

"Okay Twi you are officially ready to prank the princesses! Just remember EVERYTHING I taught you." Rainbow said as she lazily rested in the most chaotic-looking room she'd ever seen. The walls were covered in cake, cream filled pie, paint, and for the oddest reason, a banner that said " Welcome To Equestria Mr. Princess!". The wooden floor wasn't any better. It was also covered in cake, pie, paint, and burn marks from magic spells went haywire.

"Are you sure I'm ready? I mean I haven't perfected throwing water balloons yet. Or even asked Pinkie how she defies the laws of physics!" The frustrated alicorn said. Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes.

"Okay. You ARE ready, and I don't think even Pinkie Pie knows how she defies the laws of whatever they were." All of a sudden, Pinkie Pie catapulted out of a bookshelf.

"You're right RD! I DON'T know how I move around!" She giggled. "But this isn't about me! It's about Twilight and her Prank War with the other alicorn Princesses! Besides I don't think the viewers know why I'm even here so bye!" Then she jumped into Twilight's mane and disappeared. Both Twilight and Rainbow Dash stared at the mane for a moment.

"How-"

"Twi I'd have thought you'd know by now that Pinkie Pie is random." The cyan pegasus said with a deadpanned expression on her face. Twilight shrugged, then grinned a determined smirk.

"This Prank War is officially on!"

{ In Canterlot Castle In The Morning . . .}

Celestia yawned and stretched her legs. It had been a particularly rough day with the nobles, but she had to continue listening. Using her magic, she raised the sun while the sister, Luna, lowered the moon and made the stars fade away. The tired sun princess absently reached up to rub her face when she froze. She moved her hoof again and found to her dismay that it was still there.

Quickly, Celestia jumped out of bed and ran over to her bedroom mirror, staring in shock at her reflection. She had a beard and mustache, both of witch were flowing like her rainbow mane and tail. Her eyes shrunk into tiny pinpricks and she raced out into the hall only to bump into the alicorn Cadance. Rubbing her head, the aggravated sun princess stood up and focused on the soft pink alicorn.

"I'm sorry Ca-" Celestia stared. Her niece also had a hillarious mustache and beard, but instead of flowing like her own mane had been doing, it was extremely curly.

Cadance gave her a deadpanned expression. "You too huh?" Celestia nodded and before either of them could ask what happened to them, a loud yell that came from the Canterlot kitchens was heard. It was Luna.

{Downstairs . . .}

Luna was in a terrible mood. Why, oh why Faust, did everything taste like the one thing she despised of the most? Why, instead of tasting like delicious moon pie's or perhaps even delicious blueberry pancakes, taste like CHOCOLATE CAKE?! "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!" Luna yelled at the top of her lungs. Chocolate cake. Chocolate cake. Chocolate cake. Everybucking thing tasted like chocolate cake.

Her ears swerved in the direction of the stairs. It was her sister and the other alicorn Cadance. "Ohohoho," Luna thought to herself. "They have both played a prank on us." But what she saw stopped her thoughts in their tracks. They were sporting some kind of mustache and beard combo, both of witch were hilariously like their actual mane and tails.

The moon princess burst out laughing. "Bwahahahahaha! Oh you should see thy look on your face!" She said in-between giggles. They both frowned.

"So YOU were the one who did this?" Cadance asked while frowning. Luna slowed down her laughter.

"Nay, I have not pranked you this night, for I have been pranked as well." She responded.

"Well then how did you get pranked little sister?" Inquired Celestia. Luna frowned and scowled at all the food on the table.

"Everybucking thing I try to consume tastes like that horrible chocolate cake!" She growled. Celestia gasped.

"Language Luna!" She scolded before a late realization popped into all three ponies minds.

"If Luna didn't prank us then that means . . ."

{In The Library. . .}

Twilight Sparkle was snuggled up in her blankets, trying her hardest to get some sleep after pranking the princesses. Once in a while, the image of Princess Celestia popped into her head when she had the odd combo, and she would go into a fit of giggles. Maybe she would win after all . . .

Author's Note

Sorry I'm being suck a pain in the flank about writing stories. Expect the next chapter soon though!