The Immortal Prank War

by Lady_Facepalm

Prepared

Previous Chapter

"Okay that's it." Celestia said to herself as she stared at her regrowing mustache. "I don't want to prank me faithful student just yet, so I'll just get Lulu out of the picture!" Using her magic, she grabbed a scroll, a quill, and some ink before quickly scribbling down the items she'd need to out-prank her sister.

Pranking Tools:

Four chocolate cakes

The spell that allows me to speak backwards

One roll of duck tape

A violin

Enchanted flaming underwear

Clown make-up

Cadence wearing sungasses
Cadence wearing sunglasses

A yellow sticker mustache

Pinkie Pie singing the human song "Numa Numa"

Quickly looking over the list, Celestia smiled evilly for a moment. "Now to get her out of the picture . . . . ." Celestia then threw her head back and laughed while lighting flashed from behind her. She frowned and looked out the window. "What the . . ."

{Bam}

Princess Luna shivered as she made her way down to get some dinner. Her sister was bound to have planned something, and especially after the chocolate cake taste prank . . . well she wanted to be prepared for anything. Opening the door, she sat down at the table before grabbing the nearest plate with her magic and stuffing a fork-full in her mouth.

Chocolate. Chocolate cake. She spit it out as fast as possible before realizing multiple things wrong in the room. The table had three chocolate cakes on it. Her hooves had been magically duck-taped to her chair. Oh and Cadence was wearing sunglasses. "Wh-What is going on?!" She stuttered before looking at something flying towards her face. She opened her mouth to respond. Big mistake. WHAM! And Luna became covered in the sticky goop she despised. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Celestia held her hoof to her mouth to stop from laughing. ' Oh Faust,' she thought. 'It's just to funny!' Using her magic, the sun goddess cast the backwards-talking spell on her sister, adding to the confusion and hilarity of the prank.

"Ekac etalocohc! Kcuy!" She frowned and tried again, sensing that something was wrong. "Eht tahw . . .?" That's when she snapped the duck tape and stood up. "Uoy yortsed ot gniog M'i! Ait!" Celestia took this opportunity to put the flaming underwear on her sister, the fabric immediately lighting the already hardly pranked sister on fire. After that, Luna began running around in circles trying to rid herself of the flames before running face-first into a violin, making a terrible sound as it hit her while also covering her in the clown make-up that was on it.

Slowly walking up, Celestia put on the yellow sticker mustache for her sister. "Ready to quit my dear sister?" She asked.

"Nay!" Luna said. "Tis YOU who shall taste defeat this year!" Celestia sighed before putting her own 5 inch earplugs into her ears.

"I had hoped it wouldn't come to this Lulu, but seeing as I have no choice but to do this, I will. Pinkie! Please begin!" Luna weakly turned her head toward the pink earth pony who looked like she was ready to burst with excitement. Pinkie Pie took a deep breath before signing the song from the human world that she despised the most ever.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! OKAY! OKAY! PLEASE STOP THAT INFERNAL SONG!!!!! I FORFEIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The lunar princess half screamed, half yelled out at the older sister while breaking the enchantment as well. Celestia smiled warmly and motioned for Pinkie Pie to stop.

"Oh don't worry Lulu," she said softly. "There's always next year." And with that she trotted away upstairs to figure out her next victim.


Author's Note

Bam! Writers block sucks. Yea this was short, and yea Luna got pranked out, but this isn't the last you see of her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!