My Dirty Pony: Friendship with Benefits is Magic

   Ponyville, Equestria. Much rain from yesterday's storm has offered a beautiful scenery of water droplets on the grass. The Mane Six were playing a game which they call "Soup Drinker vacuum". They sat on the ground sucking on Spike's pee-pee until it came. "Good game, girls," said Spike. This was pretty much the only gross thing going on there. It was Twilight Sparkle, of course, who felt VERY good. Already she felt like creaming all over Spike's face. She was really horny. (get it? She's a unicorn. XD ) "You know, Spike," said Twilight, "It's been a while since the Princess came in. I wonder how she's been doing." Right there, all at once, came a swirling, sparkly, spitting, gulping, screwing, farting, pissing, pooping, rapping, tapping... moaning, groaning, burping, ripping, tearing, uh... whirring, uh... clickety... pinging... even a buccaneer sort of noise. They all turned to find the source of the commotion: It was Princess Celestia. The same as she always was. Only difference, however, was she appeared to be turned on by something. Looking at them all, she smiled and said, "It's always so nice to see you all again." A good look at the wingboner, and they could tell what was about to go down. The orgies they had in Canterlot Castle made you want to jack off to it. To even gaze upon them is to feel aroused.

   Princess Celestia invited them to visit the castle for a bit. All of them; Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, and Spike. She wanted to show them something rather special. What they saw was what looked like a heteromancy staff. "The Saddle Arabians told me," Celestia explained, "that this sweet baby can allow a colt to shoot sperm up to more than 50 yards." Fluttershy was amazed, but a little scared at the same time. "I just hope it doesn't hurt my poo-poo pipe," said Fluttershy, looking rather gruntled. Princess Celestia smiled in a way that ensured her that she won't feel any pain. She had tried that thing herself. She told Twilight she had a free taste of penis and two testicles. "I don't have room for the cooter, but perhaps you can try it for me?" Being the princess's most trusted student, she didn't think twice before trying it. She liked it very much. It almost made her fall asleep, it felt so good to her.

   A few minutes later, Celestia decided to give them some gifts. For herself, her watery sperm that she shared with the others. She gave Pinkie Pie a party favor designed to stick in the butt. (this could be explained, but it would be a bit more complicated still.) To Spike, She gave him a set of 7 rubber dildos that seem to smell a bit of cheesecake. They had labels that indicate a specific day of the week he could use one of each of. Rainbow Dash was given a book called "Daring Do and the Mysterious Goo". It showed her favorite story book character on a very... "exotic" adventure.

For Fluttershy, A sex toy with the color of a skunk. It didn't smell like the animal, but it did remind her of her animal friends. Celestia gave Applejack some panties with a hole in it for letting out the gasses whenever she had to poot. Though, of course, there was no way Celestia forgot Twilight Sparkle; she gave HER some watersports to help clean her anus.

   Afterwards, everypony went into the gala ball room and made some pretty nasty piles of faecel matter. They all took turns to see how fast they could make their turds fly. Later, they decided to clean up before heading back. "What about the ballroom?" asked Twilight. "You shouldn't worry about it," said Celestia softly, "My royal cleaners have dealt with much worse."