World Escaper

Chapter 2; Rude Welcoming

Walking not far from the Everfree forest, a purple unicorn paired with a young purple-scaled, green spiked dragon. The two were on their way to a friend, when they were suddenly surprised to the sight of an unusual person, lying on a slightly burned, still steaming grass. "Twilight! Look!", the dragon hallored at the Unicorn.

"Who and what is this thing, I've never seen anything such as this." Twilight stated. "Spike, go get the others, I'll take this to the Library."

The dragon replied, "Gotcha Twilight!".

Three days later...

I woke from my dream in some strange place, noticing my bag on a night stand next to the bed I was lying in. I quickly pulled out and started up my Stencyl, I started making it record once again. "Well out for three days straight, I got lucky in many ways. 1: I didn't die. 2: It worked! 3: I'm in a calm and most unusual place I've ever seen.

Aside from that, I got some not so-lucky news, Where the hell am I, or am I dead in Heaven??? I'm not certain, nor do I see or hear anybody... But read this, It seems that there were two people at least, that must be why I'm sleeping in a Tree House/Library. Now then, who may Twilight and Spike be? who is 'the gang'? Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it has yet to catch me." I said to it. "Stencyl; Auto-voice note, 14 hours."

It responded with a robotic voice, " 14 HOURS OF NOTE TAKING ACTIVATED.". To make a recording of my thoughts I said them aloud, "Alright then, lets go explore a little." as my metal sole shoes clashed with the wooden ground, going down the stairs and through a door on the first floor. "Well then, more books...". Turning again, I saw another door, I opened it to the sound of birds singing and flying, skies clearer than a crystal, and a soft breeze carrying the fresh smell of nature. "Whoa.... I havn't seen something so peaceful since a long time ago...". While talking to myself, I became oblivious to the fact that somebody was watching me, a, well um, purple unicorn? I spoke up first, "Um, Hello there?".

The purple Unicorn responded with hesitation, "H-Hi there, how do you know my language?"

I replied keeping myself in order "I'd ask same of you, now I suppose that you are... Twilight if I'm not mistaken."

Twilight seemed shocked, "How do you know my name?!", her horn started glowing with some sort of charging energy.

"Whoa now, watch whatever your doing, I don't need another war to evade, I know your name simply by this machine, its call a 'Stencyl', it recorded your name at the time a so-called 'Spike' mentioned it." I said with some hesitation and curiosity.

Twilight went on cheerfully asking, "Where are you from? What are you? What's your name?". Feeling quite annoyed, I resented from getting out of her face and responded, "Well then, I'm from Earth, Milky Way Galaxy. A person, specifically a Human, Homo Sapien if thats how you understand it. and Mike, anything else before it let my head blow off?"

Twilight replied just as the way she was pelting me a second ago, "Hi Mike, and yes, one more question; why are you here? You were out cold for 3 days."

I went on with a ancy tone "Escaping a war, used one of my inventions and was sent here, I had used a, classified device of mine in the making. Now then, where was I found at, I'm missing something. And another thing, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING?!? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU A UNICORN?!? WHERE IN THE BLOODY HOLE OF GOD AM I?!?"

I pushed Twilight's attitude as she sounded annoyed herself; "Cool it Mr. Grumpy, I did help you so I'd expect a little respect. First of all, you are in Ponyville, a town in Equestria. Secondly, I was born a Unicorn. Unicorns are one of the three types of ponys here, the others are pegasi and earth ponys. Everypony knows that, so you're not from around here, are you?"

"No flying fuck... and its not 'everypony', its everybody or everyone. Now then most importantly, I need to find my lost item, its important to getting out of here." I tried stating to her what it meant to me.

After taking a few seconds to take it in, she responded firmly, "I'm not going to go and do nice things for you if you continue acting like a jerk..."

Giving myself a rubbing facepalm, "Ugh... alright I'm 'sorry' for taking rage out, now then can you take me to-.... Why is there a tattoo on your anus or flank or whatever unicorns wanna call it??"

Definitely annoyed, the unicorn went on "Its not a tattoo, its a cutie mark, it represents what a pony is good at doing."

Deciding to hop back on topic, I began "So, how bout the lost item?"

She barked back at me like we're mutts "Not now, you mister are going to go meet my friends, who all took place in helping you."

I responded with somewhat pissed tone "Aw hell naww, ain't nobody got time for that, this place is an insanity hole."

I started to walk away with an angry pace to find out some information without talking to something that only exists in a McDonald's drive-thru. To my surprise, a brick wall magically appears in my face, causing me to walk into it. I was then surrounded by a horde of angry ponys, this wasn't going to end well.

Many of them spoke a familiar language, insulting and scolding me. As somebody threw an apple at me, hit smack dab in the gut. Some air knocked out, I still stood, this time watching all corners carefully. I saw the apple coming and ducked, I then ran towards the direction where it came from, pushing my way through many of the ponys. Finally, I came towards the end of the crowd, jumped atop a pony on the ground, to another in the air to jump down drawing my hidden blades. Landing with style, I stared down the Orange pony with a cowboy hat.

I called the cow-pony out; "Ya'll got a problem? Say it politely, I'll consider it."

In offense, she said "Well, I'd reckon we got ar'selves a problem."

"Respectful fight calls for name, Mike." I said to show some honor, only to be insulted back; "Apple-Bucking-Jack."

Responding in my thoughts said aloud, "This'll be interesting."

Keeping an eye on my foe and the crowd, I knew I couldn't start a war here, but I'm not starting it, she'll take the first strike, I'll have to bear it.

Applejack said after a couple of paces around the fight circle "Ya wanna make a move there?"

That calls for Mr. Smart alack "I got manners, Ladies first."

Only to get her excitement up "My Pleasure."

The crowd praised a cheer for Applejack as she began to charge at me, I had no idea how she was planning to hit me, ramming me or bucking, I held fast keeping myself light on the feet. It was a buck attack, I see in her eyes. I turned and slipped between her two hind-legs, grabbing them and spinning her as if I were Mario and she was Bowser. I let go and she landed outside of the crowd. That gave me a chance to get moving.

Running how I did earlier with the crowd on my 6'. Though I knew they would be fast, but agility is different from endurance, but to my surprise, a rainbow haired pony with a light blue coat caught me into a roll. To my luck I came out on top, so I popped the pony in the face and kept going. Finally I yelled running into a Forest, they stop chasing me, I stopped and turned, to mock them. "Ya'll won't go for a run in the forest? What is this, I go through forests all the time.

So with a slower pace, I start walking off to find moving branches that resembled a wolf, It howled as I quickly broke it into pieces. Unaware of the reinforcements of wooden wolves above the bluffed cliff. "Aww shit nuggets..." I began running towards another exit of the forest, as I ignited a grenade dud I found and fixed in my world, dropping it as I ran. BANG!!! the wolves were disbodied as I ran towards an animal infested house. This might have some supplies, I'm famished.

I enter the cottage with only animals aware of my presence, animals besides ponys of course. I discovered a bunny denying to eat a carrot salad. "Get outta here little wabbit." I said as I walked towards the bowl, scared half the wits out of him, I easily took the bowl of food. I began to scarf it down as I was interrupted by the Twilight, Applejack, the pony I popped, and 3 others. Keeping wide eye with the bowl in my face, staring at them, as the stared motionlessly at me. Silence, something I havn't heard in awhile.

Silence ending by the broken nosed pony, "He Broke my nose and now is stealing Fluttershy's food!". I replied with some humor "ummmmmmm.... gotta go!" and ran through the back door where I slipped in from, as the 6 ponys chased me.

"I'ma get even wit' ya sorry flank!" Applejack barked. Clearly I striked back, "Sorry, I don't have a flank ya moron!"

I continued running, I saw a scorched mark on the grass, I knew where this was as soon as those hellish dreams came back. At that moment, I stopped running altogether. I just stood there. they caught up without coming closer than a meter to me. The fancy white unicorn said in the silence, "Why did he just stop? Did he just stop being so rude?"

I kept silent as they mumbled to each other. Only about 20 seconds later did the nuke-headed, nose-broken pony, whos name I caught from the mumbling was Rainbow Dash, exploded "Thats it, your paying buster!"

She charged, not seeing but just knowing, I flicked my wrist and stopped the pegasis in her tracks, the blade penetrated just above the collar bone towards the left shoulder. She moaned in the pain as the others stood in shock, my body only turned to the side, I looked over and finally pulled my blade out of her and flicked my wrist again. I turned my head and said, "You seeked a fight, I'll give you your last at your command. Oh and that cut is temporary, your real death would be quicker."

Silence stood once more as silent winds gusted, each of us still in place, as I started walking once more, off toward Ponyville to find supplies I needed for Inventing, war needs armor, best now then never. This being the worst welcoming I've gotten, yet most energetic, in which I admired. I might just enjoy this little game of goose chase.

I let out a sigh saying, "Good to play again..."