World Escaper

Chapter 3; Pony Planning

As I was walking away, I wondered where my coordinate gun had gone. I had it with me when I left, but something tells me that they have it, they want me to work for them after what my race had done to them in the past. This was the Distant Future. The horses lived to tell the story and now wish to exterminate me, yet that didn't explain why they had healed me back to health.

Knowing that they would be pissed at me, I kept walking as the sunset. It was nice to finally get away from all the poor agony from home, but to know nobody and be a hated individual wasn't any better. I saw storm clouds brewing in, I knew rain was coming, so I hid under a big tree. Sitting at the base of the tree, about to sigh in relief as I heard another person sigh from the other side of the tree. Who could it be? A person from my world in the same situation? Somebody I know? A Friend or Family Member? I couldn't bear the dear excitement, jumping up from my sitting position I went around and yell with joy and enthusiasm, "Who's behind the tree that I kno-"

Stopping myself to see a saddened yet startled, grey pegasis with messy blonde hair, bubbles on her flank and weird googly eyes. Why do I always think so fortunately, but end horribly wrong? She responded in a mellowed frown looking back down to the grass. I knew this was my chance to redeem myself, picking up her spirit would make her think greatly of me, consider me a friend and hopefully, get out of this place. Walking over to her, I sat and started, "Hey, you in the blues too?". Slow to respond, she began with a mellow voice "Yah... I guess so. I just don't know what went wrong."

I began again after settling on the somewhat moist grass Well I'm Mike, what happened to ya?"

Pegasis starting in woe-ish tone "All the other ponys hate me, they laugh at me when I drop stuff or run into things."

I knew what this was, "Bullying, I feel ya there. I used to get bullied back when I was younger, later they respected me for my achievements. They never said sorry, and its too late for it now. Whats your name anyhow?"

"I'm Ditzy Do, but everybody calls me Derpy, and they're right about it..." She said with no pride. Knowing that made me conclude; "Don't give in, you never should, everybody skrews up somewhere in their life. Hell I did too, but I got myself out of the mud. The thing is, ya gotta stand up for yourself, I can do little to assist now, I'm in my own soup right now."

She said with some joy, "Your right, but why are you down?" Knowing the truth, I let the detail slide and stick with the general statement. "I got into a mess where all the ponys in Ponyville hates me, like a bounty on my head. Not to mention what happened prier to that... It chills my spine as I think about it."

"Hey I got an idea! You can help me deal with those meanies out there, and in return, I can help you!" She said with great excitement.

Knowing not to let her down, "Sounds good, just, now that I think about it, I could teach some people a lesson bout bullying, but in the shadows only. Seek em out, I'll take them to the talk. Sound like a plan?"

Now with pride in her voice, "Derpy Ditzy agrees." "Good. You wouldn't happen to have a place to stay at and food to eat, I'm starved from all the running today." I said with up-front honesty.

She was not in the deep any more for sure "Its on a cloud, but I'm sure you can fly." "No wings, can ya give me a lift?" I said with concern.

She said with a smoothened tone "Sure will, Friend." Simply speaking my mind as I prepared to hop on "Thanks."

I can't believe it was that easy, though I do think she is a little derpy like they say she is, but I'm getting out of here as soon as possible, but I do have to mention, I got a friend now, a mission I can't deny or even risk to fail. That coord gun is all I need to figure out where I'm at, then remake my teleporter with necessary adjustments, and head my ass outta here. "We're here!" Derpy said, snapping me out of my mind.

Taking doubts, "Do you think its ok to step on this, I'm not sure if its safe for me..." She replied with no worry, "This cloud is fine." sliding me off of her as I sat on the fluffy, grey cloud. I got lost and left to say; "Whoa..."

Interupting me from my revelation, she asked "I want muffins, you want some too?" Muffins, I could do with that. "Sure, chocolate chips inside?" "OOHHH I 'love' Muffins, Muffins, MUFFINSSSSS!!!" She said startling me a bit.

"Whoa there, don't start a stampede, need any help with them? I offered to get an iminate "Sure" from her.

As Derpy and I made the muffins, we didn't notice the rain cleared up, we were deep in conversations about our lives, she apparently was born as she is now, has been bullied ever since she went to the public world, knowing so made me more comfortable with the pony, as I thought of her being a double agent. Time went on and we went to sleep, I though, tired of running and fighting, couldn't sleep at all. I got up and went to sit outside of the cloud canopy, staring at the night sky, for a second there, I thought the moon had just flashed as I saw what looked like a horse shaded on it. Time went on and I fell asleep outside to awaken to the sound of thunder as Derpy was jumping on a rain cloud.

"Whoa watch it, nearly gave me a heart attack Ditzy." I said with an exhale of relief.

"Sorry, I just had the urge to jump on a cloud. And you can call me Derpy, I like it better than Ditzy." She replied.

"Ok Derpy, shall we head out to stop the bulling?" I asked getting up and ready. She responded with eagerness "Ok lets go!"

We flew down just outside of Ponyville where nobody was looking, I hid instantly as I escorted Derpy. I was good at hiding, especially since I had tried to be an Assassin's Fanboy. She approached a candy-like house, supposively called 'Sugarcube Corner'. The Yellow Unicorn spoke to Derpy, "Hey Derpy, you here to perform a clutz show today?"

"No I'm here to say that I don't like your bullying." She stated with dignity. That was my cue, so I got Derpy's attention and she walked closer, bringing the first victim. I jumped down and muffled her, saying in a deep voice, "Leave Derpy alone, you mess with her, you mess with me, bullying only makes enemies, you hear? So apologize to her, now!"
Releasing my hand for her to speak. Scared to hell, the bully said " I'm sorry Ditzy!! Just let me go, I'm scared of this guy!" Derpy signalled me to release her, I did so to her running away and screaming in terror.

"We got her, Derpy! I said with excitement, to hear her just as happy as me; "Yes! This is going to really work, not so stupid for a 'Derpy'." We laughed at her joke and continued our anti-bullying quest, one after another, they were scared, grabbed, apologized, ran in fear. Towards Noon-ish, we came to the last of the day, I swear, there was no way. That Rainbow Dash, Ms. arrogant, was last one. With a bandage around her wound I made, would be a problem, I don't need to further aggravate her, she's feisty, yet I think she was left shocked from yesterday. Either way we kept on the mission, I signalled her, she came, and to my surprise, there was a struggle, she noticed me before impact.

I landed on the ground but with a hoof on hand, I pulled her down from the air and knees on wings and hands on frontal limbs, she yelled, "What the hay do you want now!!!"

Imediatly, I said to the hated pony; "Pipe it, I'm helping Derpy here, she doesn't appreciate you picking on her." Rainbow Dash barked back with her arrogant side "Derpy, don't listen to this guy, he attack me yesterday and-"

"I attacked you?! I was running for my dear life from a mob of angry ponys! You knocked me down, in defence I broke your nose. Then you charged at me, I countered giving you that wound. Don't play the blame game with me." I replied enraged.

A moment of silence wizzed by as we both stared at Derpy, who looked upset, I let go of Rainbow Dash, got up, and said, "Derpy, I know how it seems but, this is the mess I got into, I don't know why everybody-

"Everypony, Smart one."Rainbow Dash smart butted in.

"Everypony... " I continued "Attacked me as a mob. Yah I disrespected one person, but I can't help it, I've lived in a basement alone from war for 2 monthes. I lose my habits and gain new ones, but you have to help me, I just want to get out of here..."

Derpy, who's looks got sadder, a tear shed, as it dripped down, and it the ground, she went flying away, crying. I thought to myself, what have I done....

Not paying attention, I was hit from behind and was knocked unconscious.