Attempt at start
The third day
Previous Chapter--Day 3--
Somehow, even though Trixie was a heavy sleeper, still woke up before me. I know this because she woke me up instead of Derpy Hooves and grinned evilly. I asked her why I even sleep with her anyway, because I know I should be sleeping with my love Derpy instead of this mare.
"Because Jack, if Trixie didn't sleep with you, then you could be doing something wrong with Derpy!" Trixie explained.
"That's true, but why would I? She's too innocent," I disclosed.
Trixied grumbled and then Derpy came into the room. She brought something chocolate muffins with her and I asked if I could have one. She laughed and then explained why she made them in the first place, so Trixie and I each took one and decided it was one of the best muffins around.
"So, what do you guys want to do today?" Derpy asked.
"Well," I announced. "I heard about this DJ in town who could give an awesome show?"
"Trixie thinks you mean DJ-PON3," Trixie guessed correctly.
"Correct," I replied.
"Uh... you guys know the Gala is tomorrow," Derpy muttered. "Her sound equipment is being brought in tomorrow, and not today."
I grew sad, but then smiled again once I heard what Derpy said. "Hey, where's your cutie mark?"
"Don't have one," I answered. "Because; if I get a mark on my flank, it means I'll have to live up to that, so I try to balance everything equally."
Derpy was confused, but then she smiled. "I know what we can do, we can go to my friend Twilight!"
I nodded and she lead us to the house. It was a giant tree, which mean't she was probably one of those green freaks. I decided to ignore that. Trixie knocked on the door and then I heard hoofsteps. When the door opened I saw a purple pony (along with a white pony with a purple mane and a orange pony) come to the door. The purple mare looked at me puzzled and asked why I was here.
"The GREAT Trixie wants to meet you, Miss. Twilight," Trixie declared.
"How'd you know my name, anyways, what about Derpy?" Twilight asked.
Derpy ran off to the Ponies. "Hi Applejack, Rarity," she said to the orange pony and the white pony.
"Derpy, I thought you were going here tomorrow to meet up for the Gala?" Rarity asked.
Derpy blushed. "I kinda wanted to introduce you to my date."
I peeked inside and saw Derpy hanging with that Applejack and Rarity and thought it was pretty cool how she knew so many ponies in Ponyville.

Applejack pointed over to me. "Is this your date Derpy?"
"Yes, isn't he cute!" Miss. Hooves exclaimed.
I came into the house and asked Derpy how'll will get to the Gala. She told me she wanted me to go with this group called the mane 6, which are these three people plus Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. I went over to Trixie and asked if she was coming to the Gala, but she said, and I quote: "The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie needs to practice her magic." Man, excuses like that are awful.
Anyways, I heard Twilight close her door because we left it open all this time, and then her expression grew from happy to serious. "Jack, do you know what anachronic means?"
"Yes," I stated.
"Then this will be easy to explain," Twilight stated. "You see, the god Discord has brought trickery on this world once more, and with it the timeline has events taking place that haven't taken place yet."
"And how do you know it's events that haven't happened yet?" Trixie asked.
"Well, we don't actually, except for the fact that Discord is unfrozen is stone."
"Yeah..." I muttered. "We'll get back to you if we see anything... strange."
Twilight smiled, but then I saw a glimpse of fear in her eyes. Derpy and Trixie both started getting bored but I was actually ecstatic about it all. I believed Twilight on her theory that discord made things appear in the wrong order. I actually know a fortune teller in Baitimare, who I visited one day. She seemed to be telling me my fortune but then halfway she trailed off and said it was closer then expected. I didn't know what the future would hold actually so many dark things to it...
"Can we please go Jack?" Derpy asked me. I succumbed to her desires and the three of us headed back to her place. We said goodbye to the one-half of the mane 6 and we got home in 5 minutes. Derpy asked me if something was bugging me. I told her nothing was and she asked if I could sleep with her.
I slept with her and awaited the Gala. I can't wait, because I never went to such an event. There was only one time I was even close to such an event, but it was alone.
Derpy was a nice mare, but I'm sure there was something she wasn't telling me, because innocent girls usually have a dark backstory to them. Now I should be going to sleep instead of writing this story, but there's still something on my mind that I just can't solve, like a lot of ponies.
Author's Note
Yeah... I was going to update these daily, but my schedule has been a bit busy. Also, I wish there was a tutorial on how to use these puppets, because it only seems like each image is getting better in quality.
