Today was a [adjective] day

Day holy fuck in Equestria. Pinkie bounces up to you, annoyingly.

"Hey Anon! I'm going to a concert and have an extra ticket! Wanna go!?"

"Sure, why not."

She takes you to see Insane Clown Ponies. Pony rappers who wear makeup and sing about killing ponies. It's incredibly juvenile, but entertaining. Unfortunately, it's too much for Pinkie and she snaps.

"Juggapones 4 Lyfe!"

She pulls out a hatchet and starts killing ponies left and right. She's finally taken down and arrested. She's found guilty and executed shortly after.

Today was a good day.