Today was a [adjective] day

Day XXX in Equestria. Bored as hell. Decide to spend day with Pinkie. Best day ever. At the end both of you are drunk.

"Hey Anon, want to go back to my place?"

She gives you a sexy look. You go back to her place get ready to fuck like rabbits.

"Just a warning, Anon. I like it rough!"

You stick it in her. It's sticky and feels like a wet marshmallow.

"Oh yeah, Anon! Pull my hair! Slap my ass! Now kick me in the stomach!"

Damn this bitch is dirty! Bet someone like her would it it the other way.

"Anon what are you doing?"

You begin to push it inside her horsey pooper.

"WTF I DIDN'T INITIATE DOCKING MANEUVERS ABORT MOTHERFUCKER"

You continue anyway while her tears and liquid feces flies everywhere. Suddenly, Bitchlight Sparkbitch bursts in. You were so drunk, you didn't go to Pinkie's. You went to Twilight's housebrary.

"What's going on here? And what is that terrible smell?"

"That, Twilight, is the smell of win. And freshly sodomized pony booty. But mostly win."

Today was a good day.