Today was a [adjective] day

Day wtf in Equestria. Wake up and get out of bed. DAMN you have to piss. You go into the bathroom to relieve yourself.

It takes your half asleep mind a few seconds to realize you're not hitting water. You look down and see Fluttershy's head sticking out of your toilet while you piss on her face.

"What the fuck, Fluttershy! How did you even do that?"

"Oh, so watersports isn't your fetish?"

You flush the toilet, sending Fluttershy spiraling down the drain. She gets stuck in the S-curve and drowns.

Today was a good day.