Today was a [adjective] day

Day 96 in Equestria. Celestia calls for a surprise talent show. It's mandatory. You're thrust onstage unprepared.

You badly sing the first song that pops into your head. MacArthur Park by Richard Harris, for some reason. Pinkie Pie is in the audience. She completely misses the point of the song. When you get to the part about the cake, she starts crying and making a scene. She ruins your performance. Fucking Pinkie Pie.

Today was a bad day.