Today was a [adjective] day

Day meh in Equestria. Hear a knock on the door. It's Fluttershy. You cut her off before she can speak.

"I figured out my fetish, Fluttershy."

Her eyes light up.

"Oh, that's wonderful! What is it?"

You lean down and whisper in her ear.

"Bondage."

You lead her down into the special room you had built. She hops up onto the table, and you strap her legs down. You put a blindfold over her eyes and a gag in her mouth.

"Are you ready?"

She nods, shaking with anticipation. You walk over to the door and exit the room. You toss a large sack full of hobo spiders into the room and close the door. Her muffled screams stop long before you finish building the brick wall in front of the door.

Today was a good day.