Today was a [adjective] day

Day one in Equestria. See Rarity. Kill Rarity. Today was a good day.

"Why didn't you feed her to Sweetie Belle? After filling her with your seed, of course." ~ HeshieokFasla

Day 1 in Equestria. Decide to start a garden. Buy packets of rose and poppy seeds.

Walking home. See Rarity and Sweetie Belle. Grab Rarity and dump the seeds down her throat. Tear chunks of her flesh off and feed them to Sweetie Belle. She says they're delicious. She doesn't care you're killing Rarity. Ain't nobody likes Rarity. Ain't nobody.

Take her home and bury her. Her body makes great fertilizer. Within weeks you have a beautiful garden.

Today was a good day.