Day 1996 in Equestria. Hear knock on door. It opens by itself and Fluttershy trots in. Before she can speak you pick her up and throw her through the window. She runs home crying.

The next day, you feel bad. Go to Fluttershy's house. She's in her yard, taking care of her animals. She has cuts on her body from the broken glass.

"Oh, Anon! What are you doing here?" She blushes.

"Can we go inside for a second?"

She gets an excited look on her face, and she leads you inside. Once you're through the door, you pick her up and toss her through a window. She's in the hospital now. She has a lot of cuts and lost a lot of blood. Feeling terrible, you go see her with a bouquet of flowers. She doesn't look at you as you walk in, obviously mad at you.

"I'm sorry, Fluttershy." You say.

She continues to ignore you, so you walk over and kiss her on the cheek. She starts crying, gently caress her mane. After a while she calms down.

"I love you Fluttershy."

She stares at you in shock for a second.

"Oh Anon, I love you too! I'm so happy!"

You sit there for a while, hugging her while she cries tears of joy.

Today was a good day.

Then you throw her out the window.

Author's Note

Throwing ponies out of windows is a thing I started in AiE, and took it to an extreme, here. It used to be a fairly common in-joke, but it's died off by now.