Today was a [adjective] day

Day 3538 in Equestria. Walking through park to relax. You hear a rustle in a nearby bush. Knowing it's Fluttershy, you reach in a grab what turns out to be a rabid fox.

Arms shredded, you're sent to the hospital. You're not expected to make it. On your death bed, Fluttershy comes to see you.

"Come closer, Fluttershy. Before I die, there's one more thing I have to do."

As she approaches, you use the last of your strength to jump out of bed. You grab her tail and spin. You hammer-throw her towards the window. She misses, and hits the wall, cracking the plaster. Close enough. You die.

Today was a pretty good day.