Day whooptidoop in Equestria. You and Fluttershy are hanging out somewhere. She walks off to do something. A stallion walks up to you.

"What do you think you're doing with my daughter?"

He kicks you and runs away. Fluttershy comes running back.

"Oh my! What happened?"

"Your dad just walked up and kicked me!"

"No, dude, my dad is dead!"

THEN WHO WAS PONE!?"

Author's Note

I'm sorry. I really am.