Day 1215 in Equestria. Hear a knock on your door. You open it up. It's another human! Nah, just kidding, it's Fluttershy. Who else?

"Anon, is-"

"Fluttershy, stop for a second."

"Oh, ok..."

"Fluttershy, why would you want to have sex with me so badly?"

She blushes furiously at the question.

"W-well, because I love you, and I want you to be happy, and-"

"There's more to love than sex, Fluttershy."

She doesn't answer. She just stares at her hooves, looking ashamed. You kneel down and run your hand through her mane.

"You said you wanted me to be happy?"

She nods.

"Well, it would make me happy if you would stop trying to have sex with me all the time."

She looks devastated, and she starts to tear up.

"O-ok." She barely whispers.

"Instead, let's have dinner tonight."

She looks at you, wide eyed.

"What?"

"I like you, Fluttershy. I really do, and I want to be with you. So let's treat this like a real relationship instead of friends with benefits."

She stand there, stunned for a moment, before leaping into your arms, tears of joy streaming down her face.

"Um... Anonymous?"

"Yes, my special somep0ny?"

"Does this mean we might still have sex?"

You laugh.

"Maybe someday, Fluttershy."

Today was a good day.

Author's Note

I was on painkillers as I wrote this one, and felt Fluttershy deserved a break.