Today was a [adjective] day

Day glug in Equestria. Hear a knock on your door. You answer it, fully expecting it to be Fluttershy. You open the door to find, surprise, Fluttershy. She's crying.

"Tears aren't my fetish, Fluttershy."

"I know," she says "I've tried that before."

She jumps up and puts her hooves on your chest.

"BUT WHAT IS!?" she screams though her tears. Oh shit, she just won't give up. Better think of something.

"Ok, uh. Fat. My fetish is fat ponies."

Fluttershy gets a huge grin on her face, before zooming off at top speed. Shaking your head, you close the door.

About three months later, you haven't seen Fluttershy once since then. You hear a knock on the door, and open it. It's Fluttershy, and she's HUGE. She must weigh at least 300 pounds. She's sweaty and breathing hard.

"Is... is this (pant) fat enough (wheeze) for you, Anon?"

"Uh, yeeeaaaahhh... Now that I see you, I don't think my fetish is fat ponies after all."

WHAT!?" She sobs as you close the door in her face. You heard after that, she started eating more than ever. She said it helped dull the pain. She died of a heart attack shortly after.

Today was a good day.